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pghin08
06-13-2011, 09:51 AM
I'm a Democrat, but this is pretty funny anyways.



In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where a


family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in looking


tired and somber.



"I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news, he said as he surveyed the


worried faces. The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a


brain transplant. It's an experimental procedure, very risky, but it is


the only hope. Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to


pay for the BRAIN."



The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a time,


someone asked, 'How much will a brain cost?'



The doctor quickly responded, "$5,000 for a Democrat's brain; $200 for a


Republican's brain."



The moment turned awkward. Some of the Democrats actually had to 'try'


to not smile, avoiding eye contact with the Republicans. A man unable


to control his curiosity, finally blurted out the question everyone


wanted to ask, "Why is the Democrats brain so much more than a


Republicans brain?"



The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and explained to the entire


group, "It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to price the


Republicans brains a lot lower because they've been used."

sanfran22
06-13-2011, 10:05 AM
Lol, something I can't actually argue with you about;):)

pghin08
06-13-2011, 10:21 AM
Lol, something I can't actually argue with you about;):)

Good jokes know no party lines.

angel0430
06-13-2011, 10:40 AM
Really good laugh with this one

elocin
06-14-2011, 03:16 PM
I dont really see how's that funny or accurate but to each his own.

mrveggieman
06-15-2011, 07:23 AM
i dont really see how's that funny or accurate but to each his own.

+1

pghin08
06-15-2011, 08:50 AM
Really guys? I'm a Democrat, and I think it's pretty funny. I just figured we could, you know, dissolve these ridiculous party lines with a laugh or two.