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andrewhoya
09-06-2011, 05:29 PM
Thought some of these were funny. Thought I'd share.


Socialists- You have 2 cows, the government takes 1 and gives it to your neighbor.
Communists- You have 2 cows, the government takes both and gives you the milk.
Fascists- You have 2 cows, the government takes both, and sells you the milk. You join an underground group and start a campaign on sabotage.
Representative Democracy- You have 2 cows, and your neighbor picks someone who tells you who gets the milk.
American Republicans- You have 2 cows, your neighbor has none. So what?
American Democracy- You have two cows, your neighbor has none. You feel guilty for being successful. You vote people into office who tax the cows, forcing you to sell one cow to pay the taxes. The government takes the cow tax money and buys one for your neighbor.
Bureaucratic, American style- You have two cows, the government takes both. They shoot one cow and milk the other. They pay you for the milk and then dump it down the drain.
Environmentalist- 2 cows, and the government bans you from killing or milking them.
French corporation- You have two cows, but you go on strike because you want 3 cows.
British corporation- You have 2 cows, but they are mad. They die. Pass the Shepard's Pie, please.
Chinese corporation- You have two cows and 300 milkers. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman doing a report.
Japanese corporation- You have 2 cows, and redesign them so they are 10% in size and produce 20 times more milk. You then create clever cow cartoon images called Cowkimon and market them worldwide.