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Kosmo kards
06-20-2012, 08:21 PM
Post your random thought here. I'll start.


Aren't people in a coma just plain lazy?

Frantiic
06-21-2012, 01:55 AM
lol. that was a bit harsh ;)

why is the earth spinning in this direction? why not the other way around?

AThrash37DSnyder
06-21-2012, 03:07 PM
Why do the running with the bulls when the best thing that can happen in....you live

mrveggieman
06-21-2012, 03:22 PM
Why can't pro sports teams that are poorly managed be revoked from their owners?

boba
06-21-2012, 03:42 PM
If I download a movie in Jamaica, am I a pirate of the Caribbean?


If guns don't kill people, people kill people, does that mean toasters don't toast toast, toast toast toast?

Frantiic
06-21-2012, 03:46 PM
If I download a movie in Jamaica, am I a pirate of the Caribbean?


If guns don't kill people, people kill people, does that mean toasters don't toast toast, toast toast toast?

1st, yes

2nd, yes


people don't pick picks ...picks pick picks, why?

Kosmo kards
06-21-2012, 05:41 PM
Anytime I see a person riding a bicycle on the street when there is a perfectly good sidewalk, I want to run them over.

boba
06-21-2012, 08:18 PM
Anytime I see a person riding a bicycle on the street when there is a perfectly good sidewalk, I want to run them over.

You definitely shouldn't move to colorado then...

Kosmo kards
06-22-2012, 11:14 PM
I got really hungry and I don't have any food so I ate a bottle of Zinc pills. I don't feel so good.

Kosmo kards
06-24-2012, 08:34 AM
I'm pretty sure that Carmen San Deigo is in San Deigo!!!!!!!!!!!

Kosmo kards
06-25-2012, 09:15 PM
People make a big deal out of everything. Yeah so I was in the produce section at the grocery store yelling at a pineapple, big deal. I don't trust food with a defense mechanism.

magic_bobcat
06-26-2012, 08:32 AM
I always wondered if midgets took children's portions of medicine

Frantiic
06-26-2012, 09:11 AM
why is it impossible to lick your own elbow?

Kosmo kards
06-26-2012, 10:24 AM
I always wondered if midgets took children's portions of medicine

I like that. That is something I have never thought about. The best part of being a midget would be going in a baby stroller smoking a cigar.



why is it impossible to lick your own elbow?

I tried to do it after I read this, can't do it. Mr. Fantastic could though.

Kosmo kards
06-27-2012, 11:27 AM
Answering the same letter four times or more in a row on the S.A.T. is insanity.

theonedru
06-27-2012, 02:03 PM
If cockroaches can survive a nuclear blast, what the heck do they put in Raid?

theonedru
06-27-2012, 02:11 PM
2 men walk into a bar the 1st man says " I will have some H2O" the 2nd man says " I will have some H2O too", the 2nd man dies.......

CarlosBeltran3
06-27-2012, 06:15 PM
Why can't all pro sports players show any loyalty?

Kosmo kards
06-27-2012, 10:13 PM
Also, I am done at Blu-Ray!!!!!!!!!!!!! If they come out with a new better version I don't care!!!!!!!!!!!!

pghin08
06-27-2012, 11:17 PM
2 men walk into a bar the 1st man says " I will have some H2O" the 2nd man says " I will have some H2O too", the 2nd man dies.......

lol.

spuds1961
06-29-2012, 01:35 PM
Of course you're having difficulty breathing,after all you are a bariatric patient.

*censored*
06-29-2012, 01:42 PM
The word abbreviation is too long.

Kosmo kards
06-29-2012, 01:51 PM
Does anyone ever wonder if police officers get pissed off because everyone they drive behind obeys the speed limit?

theonedru
06-29-2012, 01:54 PM
How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?

Kosmo kards
06-29-2012, 01:57 PM
Also, why is it called Chocolate Moose? Yeah, that's what I want for dessert, chocolate and some moose parts.

mrveggieman
06-29-2012, 01:58 PM
What do our pets really think about us?

theonedru
06-29-2012, 01:59 PM
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

Is "vice-versa" to a dyslexic just plain redundant?

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

If someone owns a piece of land, how far down do they own it?

ensbergcollector
06-29-2012, 01:59 PM
who invented the words lisp and impediment and why did they hate people with speech problems?

angel0430
06-29-2012, 02:42 PM
If I download a movie in Jamaica, am I a pirate of the Caribbean?


If guns don't kill people, people kill people, does that mean toasters don't toast toast, toast toast toast?

Good One.

magic_bobcat
06-30-2012, 07:40 AM
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?


:thumb:

Kosmo kards
07-04-2012, 05:13 AM
I have several dreams that I get hit by lightning. That's how I think I am gonna go.