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Rockman
07-30-2012, 04:33 AM
Church Standings 6/1-6/29

Ok guys here is the deal. It’s 4 in the morning and I took the time to breakdown who has gotten the most CHURCH! so far in the month of July. Why did I take the time to go through the posts? Because this forum pisses me off some nights and instead of writing an angry response that will fall on deaf ears, I decided to amuse myself and create a mock scoring for the P&R section.

Even though I used to scoff at Veggies signature CHURCH!!!:love0030::love0030::love0030: I now see the charm in it, and thought it would be the perfect way to keep score. ALTHOUGH the same CAN’T be said for the way JUSTALEX types. (Sorry, couldn’t help it) Please note the scoring system and standings are heavily flawed,(It’s not even the end of July) so heavily flawed you really don’t have to point out the flaws because we all see them and acknowledge them. If you point out the flaws you’re a schmuck. Also note these standings mean absolutely nothing. If I missed any CHURCH! I don’t care, and if you actually go back to check my numbers you should think about what you are about to do for a second then turn off your computer and go outside.

There are two standings, people who have received a CHURCH! and people who have given a CHURCH!. I probably won’t do this again but if I do (God help me) and I see someone abusing the CHURCH…not cool, but doing it as Veggie does it CHURCH!!!:love0030::love0030::love0030: would make it a lot easier to search and that’s how I would do the numbers.

In the event of a tie the winner goes to whoever got more CHURCH! from people without a food group in their name.

Without further ado the July standings.

Receivers:

Wickabee: 3
shrewsbury: 3
habsheaven: 2
JustAlex: 2
MrVeggieman: 1
Duane1969: 1
jessejordan419: 1
Andrewhoya: 1
Theonedru:1
angel0430:1
70sbestcardboard: 1
MadMan1978: 1
Star_Cards: 1
11chaos: 1
*censored*: 1
chrisjacobs7: 1
Theodor Madison: 1

Givers:

Veggie: 21
Duane1969: 1
Wickabee: 1

Shock of the Month:
Goose-egg for Pghin08. I don't mean for this to be a pity CHURCH but.... CHURCH!!!:love0030::love0030::love0030:

Surprise CHURCH!!!:love0030::love0030::love0030:
of the Month:

Veggie to Ice T. I didn’t even realize he was a member. (http://www.sportscardforum.com/threads/1713352-Ice-T-does-not-think-tighter-gun-laws-will-prevent-mass-shootings?p=11878366&viewfull=1#post11878366)


Revealing CHURCH!!!:love0030::love0030::love0030:
of the month:

Veggie would save his card collection over his wife or mom in a fire. (http://www.sportscardforum.com/threads/1709186-Your-house-is-on-fire-Who-would-you-rescue-your-wife-or-your-mama?p=11856061&viewfull=1#post11856061)




And finally the post that broke the tie… (http://www.sportscardforum.com/threads/1714380-Sales-of-firearms-increase-after-colorado-shooting?p=11886059&viewfull=1#post11886059)


Closing thoughts to give a page break for those to lazy to click on the link:

The word CHURCH looks funny after reading it or typing it enough times in all caps. Also I'm starting to hate CHURCH!!!:love0030::love0030::love0030: again.


JULY WINNER



SHREWSBERRY!!!



Hopefully you all have had at least as good a time reading this as I've had writing it. (Which in case you were wondering was a strong 5 on a 1-10 scale.) If you have a better title for the thread post it and hopefully one of the wonderful mods will edit it.

mrveggieman
07-30-2012, 09:31 AM
I love it. It made me LOL. A couple of points. First I didn't make the comment about saving my cards over my wife or mom. 70sbestcardboard did. I would always save my mom over my wife and cards. If I had to choose between cards and wife that would be a toss up. Also I would like to revoke the church that I gave to jessejordan419. Other than that :sign0087:

Wickabee
07-30-2012, 01:35 PM
I demand a recount!

shrewsbury
07-30-2012, 03:00 PM
it figures wickabee wants a recount, you can't stand when I win something!!!!!!

This is THE BEST POST OF OF JULY, rockman, you ROCK!!!!!

mrveggieman
07-30-2012, 03:18 PM
This was a hell a lot of fun. I say do it again in August. :thumb:

AUTaxMan
07-30-2012, 03:22 PM
Great idea for a thread!

mrveggieman
07-30-2012, 03:29 PM
We need to come up with some official rules for CHURCH!! :love0030::love0030::love0030:

First of all you cannot under any cicumstances give yourself a church. Another member must do so. If you do you get a :frusty:.

theonedru
07-30-2012, 03:31 PM
If it wasn't for Veggies church I would have no church at all so to veggie I say CHURCH ... :love0030:


Will it count if I CHURCH :love0030: myself (why does that sound so wrong to say)

mrveggieman
07-30-2012, 03:42 PM
If it wasn't for Veggies church I would have no church at all so to veggie I say CHURCH ... :love0030:


Will it count if I CHURCH :love0030: myself (why does that sound so wrong to say)


The first rule of CHURCH!! :love0030::love0030::love0030:is never talk about CHURCH!! :love0030::love0030::love0030:

shrewsbury
07-30-2012, 04:57 PM
if rockman is up for it I say lets all make some official rules and do it again in august. i am willing to give rockman a prize for his efforts and maybe i can come up with something for the winner (unless it is myself again)

veggie, this is your gig originally have any ideas for rules?

jessejordan419
07-30-2012, 05:34 PM
HiLarryous

duwal
07-30-2012, 07:45 PM
Revealing CHURCH!!!:love0030::love0030::love0030:
of the month:

Veggie would save his card collection over his wife or mom in a fire. (http://www.sportscardforum.com/threads/1709186-Your-house-is-on-fire-Who-would-you-rescue-your-wife-or-your-mama?p=11856061&viewfull=1#post11856061)





I agree with Veggie......biggest reason??? My sports and memorabilia collection doesn't have legs to walk out on their own

70sbestcardboard
07-30-2012, 07:59 PM
I love it. It made me LOL. A couple of points. First I didn't make the comment about saving my cards over my wife or mom. 70sbestcardboard did. I would always save my mom over my wife and cards. If I had to choose between cards and wife that would be a toss up. Also I would like to revoke the church that I gave to jessejordan419. Other than that :sign0087:

I did!!
And I would also like to get 3 more churches to put me in the lead because I would save my cards before my dogs and my bible....oh wait, too much though into this...I need to go outside.
Funniest thread ever

mrveggieman
07-31-2012, 07:59 AM
I did!!
And I would also like to get 3 more churches to put me in the lead because I would save my cards before my dogs and my bible....oh wait, too much though into this...I need to go outside.
Funniest thread ever


The dog and the cards would also be a toss up but I think at the end I would chose the dog if I had one. I can always get another bible from the hotel. :thumb:

mrveggieman
07-31-2012, 08:04 AM
if rockman is up for it I say lets all make some official rules and do it again in august. i am willing to give rockman a prize for his efforts and maybe i can come up with something for the winner (unless it is myself again)

veggie, this is your gig originally have any ideas for rules?

Mabey something like getting extra credit if someone makes an outstanding post that we all agree with. Also extra credit if a generally conservative member gives a CHURCH!! :love0030::love0030::love0030:to a generally liberal member or vice versa.

Rockman
08-01-2012, 01:32 AM
I love it. It made me LOL. A couple of points. First I didn't make the comment about saving my cards over my wife or mom. 70sbestcardboard did. I would always save my mom over my wife and cards. If I had to choose between cards and wife that would be a toss up. Also I would like to revoke the church that I gave to jessejordan419. Other than that :sign0087:

Haha sorry Veggie, I take the CHURCH! as a way to agree with the sentiment of the post. As for the Jesse church, I was surprised by it to, but it was a pretty bland statement which is why I didn't make it the surprise of the month.


if rockman is up for it I say lets all make some official rules and do it again in august. i am willing to give rockman a prize for his efforts and maybe i can come up with something for the winner (unless it is myself again)

veggie, this is your gig originally have any ideas for rules?

As for rules, considering the CHURCH! is 100% biased based on who is saying it and there is no real objective way to score it. I thought it would be a little hard to come up with rigged rules, but if people figure out how to come up with some it could be fun.

*censored*
08-01-2012, 03:38 PM
I only got churched once?

Man, I'm falling behind.

pspstatus
08-01-2012, 05:28 PM
Dang I took a break from here and now I have no churches. :(:

Wickabee
08-01-2012, 05:37 PM
Dang I took a break from here and now I have no churches. :(:

Could be worse. You could have come in second on a technicality.