sorensonsupercollector
12-16-2006, 11:14 PM
i wrote this today for entry into the article holiday contest. to the tune of twas the night before christmas. hope you enjoy it.
dave
TWAS THE DAY OF THE CARD SHOW AND MY FINGERS WERE READY
FOR BUSTIN SOME WAX SLOW, SURE AND STEADY
I WALKED TO A TABLE WITH CARDS ALL AROUND
I BOUGHT 2 BOXES OF RACING WITH NARY A SOUND
I SAT DOWN TO OPEN THEM ONE PACK AT A TIME
I HOPED FOR SOME RACEUSED OF YOUR DRIVER OR MINE
I GOT THROUGH THE FIRST PACK WITH NOTHING BUT BASE
I OPENED THE SECOND, YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN FACE
A DALE JR AUTO WITH THE NUMBER 8
AND A RACEUSED OF JEFF GORDON CALLED TRADIN PAINT
I OPENED THE REST FROM THAT FIRST BOX
AND PULLED A CELEBRITY AUTO OF COURTNEY COX
NOW ON TO THE SECOND CAUSE I COULDN'T WAIT
I WANTED A DALE JR NUMBERED 8 OUT OF 8
I OPENED THE FIRST 19 PACKS AND GOT A TIRE OF REED SORENSON
AND IN THE LAST PACK A MARK MARTIN 1 OF 1
NOW I HAD SUCH A GREAT TIME AT THE CARD SHOW
BUT I WAS OUT OF MONEY SO IT WAS TIME TO GO
BUT ON THE WAY OUT I SAW A MAN DRESSED IN RED
WITH A WHITE FUZZY BEARD AND A HAT ON HIS HEAD
HE HANDED ME A PACKAGE DECORATED REALLY GREAT
AND IN IT I FOUND THE DALE JR NUMBERED 8 OUT OF 8
NOW I WILL TRADE IT TO A GREAT FRIEND OF MINE
HE WHOM I TRADE WITH ALL THE TIME
AND IN THE MAILER WITH CARD I WILL WRITE
MAY ALL YOUR HOLIDAYS BE BRIGHT AND HOPEFULLY WHITE
MERRY CHRISTAMS TO ALL
DAVE
dave
TWAS THE DAY OF THE CARD SHOW AND MY FINGERS WERE READY
FOR BUSTIN SOME WAX SLOW, SURE AND STEADY
I WALKED TO A TABLE WITH CARDS ALL AROUND
I BOUGHT 2 BOXES OF RACING WITH NARY A SOUND
I SAT DOWN TO OPEN THEM ONE PACK AT A TIME
I HOPED FOR SOME RACEUSED OF YOUR DRIVER OR MINE
I GOT THROUGH THE FIRST PACK WITH NOTHING BUT BASE
I OPENED THE SECOND, YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN FACE
A DALE JR AUTO WITH THE NUMBER 8
AND A RACEUSED OF JEFF GORDON CALLED TRADIN PAINT
I OPENED THE REST FROM THAT FIRST BOX
AND PULLED A CELEBRITY AUTO OF COURTNEY COX
NOW ON TO THE SECOND CAUSE I COULDN'T WAIT
I WANTED A DALE JR NUMBERED 8 OUT OF 8
I OPENED THE FIRST 19 PACKS AND GOT A TIRE OF REED SORENSON
AND IN THE LAST PACK A MARK MARTIN 1 OF 1
NOW I HAD SUCH A GREAT TIME AT THE CARD SHOW
BUT I WAS OUT OF MONEY SO IT WAS TIME TO GO
BUT ON THE WAY OUT I SAW A MAN DRESSED IN RED
WITH A WHITE FUZZY BEARD AND A HAT ON HIS HEAD
HE HANDED ME A PACKAGE DECORATED REALLY GREAT
AND IN IT I FOUND THE DALE JR NUMBERED 8 OUT OF 8
NOW I WILL TRADE IT TO A GREAT FRIEND OF MINE
HE WHOM I TRADE WITH ALL THE TIME
AND IN THE MAILER WITH CARD I WILL WRITE
MAY ALL YOUR HOLIDAYS BE BRIGHT AND HOPEFULLY WHITE
MERRY CHRISTAMS TO ALL
DAVE