Shayne1911
12-25-2006, 05:44 PM
"Jingle Bells"
Dashing off turn four
Heading for my stall
Four tires and some wedge
And I might take it all (hee hee hee)
But as I roared out from pit road
And got back in the show
The flagman pointed right at me
I’d got a stop and go…
(Ooh!) I got caught speeding down
The pit road during the race
Got black flagged
And lost a lap
And ended in last place!
Grandma Got Run Over By A Racecar
Grandma got run over by a racecar
Walking down the pit road on raceday.
You can say she was a fan of Kasey,
That’s what Grandpa, and me we believe.
She'd been drinkin' too much Lite beer,
And we'd begged her not to go.
But she'd left her medication,
And stumbled out the RV lookin’ for Kahne.
When they found her raceday mornin',
At the scene of the attack.
There were tire prints on her forehead,
And incriminatin' autographs on her back.
Grandma got run over by a racecar
Walking down the pit road on raceday.
You can say she was a fan of Kasey,
That’s what Grandpa, and me we believe.
Now were all so proud of Grandpa,
He's been takin' this so well.
See him in there watchin' Bristol,
Drinkin' beer and playin' cards with cousin Belle.
It's just not raceday without Grandma.
All the family's dressed in red.
And we just can't help but wonder:
Should we cheer for Kasey or send him to the back?
Grandma got run over by a racecar
Walking down the pit road on raceday.
You can say she was a fan of Kasey,
That’s what Grandpa, and me we believe.
Now Talladega drops the green flag
And Kasey’s in the lead.
Pursued by a blue and silver Chevy,
That would just have matched the hair in Grandma's wig.
I've warned all my friends and neighbors.
Better watch out for yourselves."
They should never give a pit pass,
To a Grandma who roots for Kasey and raises Kahne.
Grandma got run over by a racecar
Walking down the pit road on raceday.
You can say she was a fan of Kasey,
That’s what Grandpa, and me we believe.
“Joy to the world”
Joy to the world! Daytona’s here:
Let’s get this season on!
Let’s get those engines started,
And head out on the track
And drop that green flag down
And drop that green flag down
And drop, and drop that green flag down!
Who’ll win the ‘Cup at season’s end
And make their sponsors proud?
They’ll drop the checkered flag
They’ll drop the checkered flag
They will drop they’ll drop the checkered flag
Rudolph the Red Faced Crew chief
You know Earnhardts’ and Jarretts’ and Burtons’ and Gordons’,
Stewarts and Martins and Mayfields and Marlins...
But do you recall? The most famous crew chief of all?
Rudolph the red-faced crew chief,
Came up from the modifieds
Try’d to get into a ‘Cup race
Couldn’t even make last place.
All of the other crew chiefs
Used to laugh and call him names
They never let poor Rudolph
Join in any NASCAR race
Then one foggy Bristol night
Fatback came to say
"Rudolph, I drank too much Miller Lite"
Won’t you guide my crew tonight?"
They blew up on the first lap
Never even took the green
Rudolph the red-faced crew chief
You’ll go down in history!
Dashing off turn four
Heading for my stall
Four tires and some wedge
And I might take it all (hee hee hee)
But as I roared out from pit road
And got back in the show
The flagman pointed right at me
I’d got a stop and go…
(Ooh!) I got caught speeding down
The pit road during the race
Got black flagged
And lost a lap
And ended in last place!
Grandma Got Run Over By A Racecar
Grandma got run over by a racecar
Walking down the pit road on raceday.
You can say she was a fan of Kasey,
That’s what Grandpa, and me we believe.
She'd been drinkin' too much Lite beer,
And we'd begged her not to go.
But she'd left her medication,
And stumbled out the RV lookin’ for Kahne.
When they found her raceday mornin',
At the scene of the attack.
There were tire prints on her forehead,
And incriminatin' autographs on her back.
Grandma got run over by a racecar
Walking down the pit road on raceday.
You can say she was a fan of Kasey,
That’s what Grandpa, and me we believe.
Now were all so proud of Grandpa,
He's been takin' this so well.
See him in there watchin' Bristol,
Drinkin' beer and playin' cards with cousin Belle.
It's just not raceday without Grandma.
All the family's dressed in red.
And we just can't help but wonder:
Should we cheer for Kasey or send him to the back?
Grandma got run over by a racecar
Walking down the pit road on raceday.
You can say she was a fan of Kasey,
That’s what Grandpa, and me we believe.
Now Talladega drops the green flag
And Kasey’s in the lead.
Pursued by a blue and silver Chevy,
That would just have matched the hair in Grandma's wig.
I've warned all my friends and neighbors.
Better watch out for yourselves."
They should never give a pit pass,
To a Grandma who roots for Kasey and raises Kahne.
Grandma got run over by a racecar
Walking down the pit road on raceday.
You can say she was a fan of Kasey,
That’s what Grandpa, and me we believe.
“Joy to the world”
Joy to the world! Daytona’s here:
Let’s get this season on!
Let’s get those engines started,
And head out on the track
And drop that green flag down
And drop that green flag down
And drop, and drop that green flag down!
Who’ll win the ‘Cup at season’s end
And make their sponsors proud?
They’ll drop the checkered flag
They’ll drop the checkered flag
They will drop they’ll drop the checkered flag
Rudolph the Red Faced Crew chief
You know Earnhardts’ and Jarretts’ and Burtons’ and Gordons’,
Stewarts and Martins and Mayfields and Marlins...
But do you recall? The most famous crew chief of all?
Rudolph the red-faced crew chief,
Came up from the modifieds
Try’d to get into a ‘Cup race
Couldn’t even make last place.
All of the other crew chiefs
Used to laugh and call him names
They never let poor Rudolph
Join in any NASCAR race
Then one foggy Bristol night
Fatback came to say
"Rudolph, I drank too much Miller Lite"
Won’t you guide my crew tonight?"
They blew up on the first lap
Never even took the green
Rudolph the red-faced crew chief
You’ll go down in history!