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garnett_21
09-08-2009, 12:25 PM
Welcome to...

Use An NBA Players Name In A Sentence Contest!



Simply use an NBA players name in a sentence, and if you receive the most votes for being funny/creative, you win!

Rules:

1) One post/entry per member - no editting of posts! If there is a misspelling, PM a basketball mod to have it changed for you.
2) All SCF members with a feedback rating of 5 or higher are allowed to participate, EXCEPT any current SCF staff members/MITs.
3) Deadline to enter is Tuesday, September 15th, 2009 at 11:59 PM CDT.
4) You are limited to one sentence and no more than 3 player names in your sentence. Names do not have to be first and last name - for example, you do not have to use "Lebron James" to count as one - "Lebron" would count.
5) Nicknames do NOT count.
6) Please follow SCF rules in this contest - this means nothing rude, suggestive, vulgar or unacceptable according to SCF rules. Basically, keep it clean!
7) Your entry must be your own - do not use one that someone else has already used, in this contest or in another thread.
8) Once the deadline is reached, SCF mods will vote on the entries. Whoever has the most votes after everyone votes, or one week, whichever comes first, will be declared the winner.
9) There is to be no soliciting of votes. If anyone attempts to sway a vote in their favor, that member will be immediately disqualified from this contest, and possibly from future contests.
10) Most importantly, have fun!

Now for the prize!

2008-09 Bowman Relics Acie Law retail GU

cbrjunkie888
09-08-2009, 02:10 PM
The most Cheeziest & Expensive shoes are the "Air Jordan"s.

underdawg
09-08-2009, 05:04 PM
Rose's are Redd; Chuck Hayes are blue.

(Chuck Hayes is also a flower. :) Google.)

CardCollector808
09-08-2009, 05:14 PM
Sonny weems to come out of every pack of cards I buy. Thanks upperdeck!

beishuizen91
09-08-2009, 05:37 PM
This contest stinks almost as bad as Charles Barkley's golf swing, just kidding.
HAHA

The_man
09-08-2009, 05:39 PM
I went down to the Brook and saw a Buck standing on a Cliff.

(Cliff Robison, Brook Lopez, Buck Williams, nets edition :) )

romayo
09-08-2009, 08:18 PM
All i have in my fridge is some Jones Soda, American Kobe Beef, Campbell's Tomato Soup, old Rice, and a half eaten Ruben sandwich.
( a nod to the 98-99 Lakers Squad: Eddie Jones, Kobe Bryant, Elden Campbell, Glen Rice, Ruben Patterson )

The_man
09-08-2009, 09:06 PM
All i have in my fridge is some Jones Soda, American Kobe Beef, Campbell's Tomato Soup, old Rice, and a half eaten Ruben sandwich.
( a nod to the 98-99 Lakers Squad: Eddie Jones, Kobe Bryant, Elden Campbell, Glen Rice, Ruben Patterson )

Three people limit

romayo
09-09-2009, 02:07 AM
Three people limit

oops i missed that. heres the new one :
All i have in my fridge is some American Kobe Beef, Campbell's Tomato Soup, and a takeout Rice box.
( a nod to the 98-99 Lakers Squad: Kobe Bryant, Elden Campbell, Glen Rice, )

JesRey
09-09-2009, 02:21 AM
Yesterday i went fishing to catch some Bass, but out of nowhere i heard a Bell ring and my mom was shouting, "It's time to read the book of Solomon."

jbark223
09-09-2009, 02:25 AM
I told the lost puppy to AFFLALO me home because it was really hot and SONNY outside, so the dog came up to my door so i put the KEYON in.

jbark223
09-09-2009, 02:28 AM
Yesterday i went fishing to catch some Bass, but out of nowhere i heard a Bell ring and my mom was shouting, "It's time to read the book of Solomon."
Lol, ARE YOU serious

tarheelsnipe
09-09-2009, 06:23 AM
When I spilled my Cousy of beer, the whole Traylor park held a day of Mourning.

Bob Cousy, Robert Traylor, Alonzo Mourning.

key2win
09-10-2009, 01:17 AM
In order to make my breakfast, I drove my Ford to the local supermarket to buy some O.J., Mayo, and Ham.

(T.J. Ford, O.J. Mayo, and Darvin Ham)

windmortal
09-11-2009, 12:05 PM
Manute Bol pulled the Fat Lever and began swelling - like Popeye - Jones-ing to become as large as the World.

The_man
09-11-2009, 03:16 PM
Once again only 3 names

ammofan
09-11-2009, 03:23 PM
The NBA on Christmas day staring Matt Carroll !

lol get it? Carroll-ing? hahahahaha....ehhhhh

garnett_21
09-12-2009, 05:40 PM
Some funny sentences here! Let's see some more before Tuesday's deadline rolls around!

montej1695
09-12-2009, 07:42 PM
In order to make my breakfast, I drove my Ford to the local supermarket to buy some O.J., Mayo, and Ham.

(T.J. Ford, O.J. Mayo, and Darvin Ham)


Speaking of breakfast...

This morning I spilled my bowl of cookie chrispaul all over the floor.

montej1695
09-12-2009, 07:43 PM
Yeah I know... read it again please. LOL

FootballCardFreak
09-13-2009, 11:27 PM
I ran up the Hill

garnett_21
09-14-2009, 08:05 PM
Less than 30 hours to get your entries in!

Nairb06
09-14-2009, 08:10 PM
Theres NOAH way you just did that!!

(Joakim Noah)

garnett_21
09-15-2009, 10:52 AM
Last day to enter to win a FREE GU!!

realreodeal
09-15-2009, 03:41 PM
DuMars Bars taste good to Odom?

BradWells1977
09-15-2009, 03:48 PM
Every Rose has its thorns..every princess has a prince and every night has a mourning..

Derrick rose/TayShaun Prince/Alonzo Mourning

bryantts
09-15-2009, 04:36 PM
postingnow so i remember to enter tonight :)

garnett_21
09-16-2009, 12:22 PM
This contest is now closed to entries. Unfortunately, CardCollector808 and realreodeal are not eligible, as you each have under 5 feedbacks.


2) All SCF members with a feedback rating of 5 or higher are allowed to participate, EXCEPT any current SCF staff members/MITs.


And windmortal isn't eligible either because your post was editted:


1) One post/entry per member - no editting of posts! If there is a misspelling, PM a basketball mod to have it changed for you.

Voting amongst the mods will begin soon, and a winner will be announced by this time next week.

garnett_21
09-23-2009, 08:06 PM
Voting has come to an end, and we have determined a winner! The margin of victory was only one vote! Congratulations goes out to tarheelsnipe! Congrats, Kevin!

underdawg
09-24-2009, 05:07 PM
Who was second? Just curious. :)

Congrats Kevin!

garnett_21
09-24-2009, 05:26 PM
I believe second place was a tie between 2 members, but I don't remember for sure...I'd have to look to know for sure.