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    Decently funny joke that a client e-mailed to me.

    I'm a Democrat, but this is pretty funny anyways.



    In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where a


    family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in looking


    tired and somber.



    "I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news, he said as he surveyed the


    worried faces. The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a


    brain transplant. It's an experimental procedure, very risky, but it is


    the only hope. Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to


    pay for the BRAIN."



    The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a time,


    someone asked, 'How much will a brain cost?'



    The doctor quickly responded, "$5,000 for a Democrat's brain; $200 for a


    Republican's brain."



    The moment turned awkward. Some of the Democrats actually had to 'try'


    to not smile, avoiding eye contact with the Republicans. A man unable


    to control his curiosity, finally blurted out the question everyone


    wanted to ask, "Why is the Democrats brain so much more than a


    Republicans brain?"



    The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and explained to the entire


    group, "It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to price the


    Republicans brains a lot lower because they've been used."
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    Lol, something I can't actually argue with you about;):)
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    Quote Originally Posted by sanfran22 View Post
    Lol, something I can't actually argue with you about;):)
    Good jokes know no party lines.
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    I dont really see how's that funny or accurate but to each his own.

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    Quote Originally Posted by elocin View Post
    i dont really see how's that funny or accurate but to each his own.
    +1
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    Really guys? I'm a Democrat, and I think it's pretty funny. I just figured we could, you know, dissolve these ridiculous party lines with a laugh or two.
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