07-17-2008, 03:18 AM #1
The Official Best Racing Quotes Thread
Ok guys this was an idea i had and i think itll be of great fun to read and participate in:
Simply this is a thread where anyone can post their favorite quotes from drivers or anything racing related that they find funny that someone said-it can be an announcer or it can be something someone said in a post on here, or it can be your own quote-youll get the idea-ill update this everyday for a little bit until i run out of stuff-thats when the rest of you will have to help haha! So I hope you guys enjoy these!!!
first off-im goin to start with my guy Carl at his best on the chase is on after the win at Dover last year-heres the video lol:
07-17-2008, 03:28 AM #2
Ok-heres the first little list-most of these wont have the video with it lol:
"Im 100 miles away son....ready to strike."-Loren Wallace
"When I hit the gas, it took off, then it stopped, it took off again, then it stopped."-Denny Hamlin-Atlanta Fall 2007
"Ladies and Gentlemen, we have lost a two year old child in Kyle Busch's left ear."-Brad Garrett before the start of the 2008 Auto Club 500
"It's hard not to pick on a guy when his ears are pinned back. My wife's looking at me like, 'you should really stop.' Nobody knew we were gonna have a comedy show today." -Kevin Harvick-on Kurt Busch's ear job.
"Why dont they just let me know what the penalty is for whoopin his a** after the race right now cause we're gonna get one of them too!"-Carl Edwards after getting taken out by Tony Stewart at Pocono-2006.
"Here comes Hillenburg like hes shot out of a canyon!"-Benny Parsons calling an Atlanta ARCA race in the late 90's.
Last edited by race crazy; 10-10-2009 at 09:55 PM.
07-17-2008, 03:33 AM #3
"I ran quicker than then I did qualifying."-Ricky Rudd in reference to rushing to Ward Burton's aid after a wreck in qualifying at Darlington.
"Well thats just rude, it was his fault!"-Michael Waltrip in reference to Robby Gordon's helmet toss at New Hampshire.
"The caution was out, and he wrecked me, and hes a piece of ****!"-Robby Gordon on Michael Waltrip-New Hampshire.
07-17-2008, 03:41 AM #4
"I got all the way up to 10th and I said well these 10 guys probably arent gonna wreck eachother-I guess I shoulda known better than that."-Michael Waltrip after flipping in a multi car wreck at Talladega-2005.
07-17-2008, 03:45 AM #5
"I hope he chokes on that 200,000."-Darrell Waltrip after being spun out by Rusty Wallace in the All Star Race-1989.
"I was tryin desperately to knock the **** out of him I just couldnt catch him."-Rusty Wallace after Jeff Gordon put the bump and run on him at Bristol-2001.
"Ive never even run 500 miles on anything, not even on the computer game at home."-Elliott Sadler as a cup series rookie.
07-17-2008, 03:53 AM #6
"I cant stand to drive these things, they suck."-Kyle Busch after winning the first ever COT race at Bristol in 2007.
"The crashes people remember, but drivers remember the near misses."-Mario Andretti.
"When I started racing my father told me, Cristiano, nobody has three b**** but some people have two very good ones."-former champ car and f1 driver Cristiano Da Matta.
"If you think the last 4 words of the national anthem are gentlemen, start your engines, you might be a redneck."-Jeff Foxworthy.
Last edited by race crazy; 07-17-2008 at 03:56 AM.
07-17-2008, 03:59 AM #7
Last update for today-with a pic (credit to motorsport.com for it)
07-17-2008, 09:30 AM #8
Here are a few favorites of mine, sorry if some are to inapropriate
"Oh, and not to mention taking a dump on the conrete" Alan Bestwick at a 2007 BUsch Series event after one of Carl Edwards crew members fell down
"Those cars are so good uh........ a monkey could drive them."-Clint Bowyer 2008 Daytona Night race in Nationwide series
" Oh and They Bang each other" MRN guys at Fall Martinsville race when Jr. and Montoya Got together#1 Landon Cassill Fan
07-17-2008, 10:49 AM #9
Here are some of my favorites:
“Needless to say I’ll buy my Irwin tools at Lowe’s.” - Jamie McMurray after getting wrecked by Tony Stewart at Phoenix in the fall of 2006
“…but right now I’m not eating any Kellogg’s anytime soon.” - Kurt Busch after him and brother Kyle wrecked in the All-Star race in 2007
07-17-2008, 11:40 AM #10
Love them all. I'll see what I can find also. :)
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