Teemu Selanne of the Anaheim Ducks is the star of a new commercial for Valio Suomi milk, and itís pretty much the greatest thing to hit Internet since porn.

Please watch the following Spielbergian fable, as a young boy with a hockey dream wakes up to find a 42-year-old man beckoning him for a moonlit liaison on the abandoned streets of his town, on their own personal patches of ice.