Make your own ten commandments!

[Wickabee]

I wish I could simplify my entire belief system into a series of picture with *ahem* "witty" slogans.

[yankeesfan1324]

1. Don't blindly trust anything you see or hear
2. Your political and moral views should be your own, not what your family/religious leaders/favorite politician tells you
3. If someone doesn't harm you, don't hurt them
4. Laws are just suggestions and are used by governments to control people
5. Relationships are more important than money, don't sell your friends away
6. Everyone has an agenda, see through it
7. Stay open to other ideas, as long as they are logical
8. There is usually not 1 best way to do something, consider your options and choose the one YOU think is best
9. Everything happens for a reason
10. Don't label people as crazy, a variety of views helps keep the world balanced

[centrehice]

My Ten Commandments:


1. You do not wear a Hawaiian Shirt In the same print as your wife or girlfriend's Muu-Muu

2. You do not go to the Mall when invited by your wife or girlfriend - ever

3. You never wear skinny jeans

4. You never wear Bell-Bottoms

5. You never sport Metro-sexual sideburns under any circumstances

6. You never have a moustache on it's own, unless you are a Hockey Goon and a decent fighter, or an unfashionable 70's bad cop.

7. Never drive a Lincoln Continental unless you are over the age of 70, even as a rental

8. You never wear socks with flip-flops or sandals.

9. You never auto grab the last Pork-Chop on the table without first checking as to who will stab the back of your hand with a fork.

10. You never under any circumstances submit to drinking a wine-cooler.

[Zimbow]

My Ten Commandments:


1. You do not wear a Hawaiian Shirt In the same print as your wife or girlfriend's Muu-Muu

2. You do not go to the Mall when invited by your wife or girlfriend - ever

3. You never wear skinny jeans

4. You never wear Bell-Bottoms

5. You never sport Metro-sexual sideburns under any circumstances

6. You never have a moustache on it's own, unless you are a Hockey Goon and a decent fighter, or an unfashionable 70's bad cop.

7. Never drive a Lincoln Continental unless you are over the age of 70, even as a rental

8. You never wear socks with flip-flops or sandals.

9. You never auto grab the last Pork-Chop on the table without first checking as to who will stab the back of your hand with a fork.

10. You never under any circumstances submit to drinking a wine-cooler.

I would vote for these, especially #6, #7, #8 & #10... Wine coolers, lol... Or Zima

[hammybone]

1. Worship God only
2. Do not make an idol for yourself
3. No cursing
4. Keep the Sabbath holy
5. Honor you Mom and Dad
6. No murder
7. No adultery
8. No stealing
9. No lying
10. No coveting.

Sources: Bible. I try to live my life on the rules of God. Not somebodies theory. People are incorrect at times. God has proven throughout the bible, written over a couple thousand years, it all fits together and he makes no mistakes. Jesus fulfilled over 200 prophecies from a thousand years before his time. He also didn't miss one prophecy.

[habsheaven]

1. Worship God only
2. Do not make an idol for yourself
3. No cursing
4. Keep the Sabbath holy
5. Honor you Mom and Dad
6. No murder
7. No adultery
8. No stealing
9. No lying
10. No coveting.

Sources: Bible. I try to live my life on the rules of God. Not somebodies theory. People are incorrect at times. God has proven throughout the bible, written over a couple thousand years, it all fits together and he makes no mistakes. Jesus fulfilled over 200 prophecies from a thousand years before his time. He also didn't miss one prophecy.

Did you just use the word "proven" in the same sentence as the word "Bible"? Too funny.

[Wickabee]

I would vote for these, especially #6, #7, #8 & #10... Wine coolers, lol... Or Zima

#7 discriminates against 70s porn stars.
Wine coolers are tasty and have a higher alcohol content than beer...so...

[hammybone]

Did you just use the word "proven" in the same sentence as the word "Bible"? Too funny.

Yes, Christians and Evolutionists have the same evidence. It's just the way we interpret the evidence. Say God doesn't it exist, why do we wear clothes? How do we know what good and bad is? Why do we get married? Answer that! Also, if you try do say, well, a long hair dog evolved from two medium haired dogs. Your wrong. It's genetics. The two mediums had a litter of 6 dogs in a cold climate two long haired, two short haired, and two medium. The medium and short freeze and die. It is a lot more complicated than that. That is just an example. Now answer the 3 questions up there plus this: Why do most people celebrate Christmas?

[maccards44]

The two mediums had a litter of 6 dogs in a cold climate two long haired, two short haired, and two medium. The medium and short freeze and die.

...and the long haired dogs survive and thrive. That seems like evidence of evolution not god making a choice. (?)

[hammybone]

Genetics, the medium have the genes short, medium, long. Evolving is adding information. If they just have long hair, they actually have less information. Meaning the opposite of evolution.