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wiggy3624
07-05-2013, 01:07 PM
Didn't see another thread like this so decided to try it out. Just post some of your favorite quotes from some of your favorite movies or tv show. I can think of a ton but will just post a few for now.

Fight Club (there's a ton more but I didn't want to take them all.)
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The Dark Knight
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Hot Rod
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Goodfellas (only a few quotes that can be posted that don't contain naughty words...)
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mrveggieman
07-05-2013, 01:37 PM
Money, what money? Is there money involved? I keep my money in a bank. Thank you for your concern officer.-Deep Cover

duane1969
07-05-2013, 01:51 PM
From V for Vendetta


“Equality and freedom are not luxuries to lightly cast aside. Without them, order cannot long endure before approaching depths beyond imagining.”


“Since mankind's dawn, a handful of oppressors have accepted the responsibility over our lives that we should have accepted for ourselves. By doing so, they took our power. By doing nothing, we gave it away. We've seen where their way leads, through camps and wars, towards the slaughterhouse.”

WVcoltsfan
07-05-2013, 06:48 PM
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Most of the good ones from this show, I can't post due to the TOS. haha

wiggy3624
07-05-2013, 07:00 PM
Most of the good ones from this show, I can't post due to the TOS. haha


Agreed, there's a few more I wanted to post but they had naughty words in them. Sucks cuz some are so good too.

scottkoz20
07-05-2013, 10:06 PM
Peter Gibbons: The thing is, Bob, it's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care.

Bob Porter: Don't... don't care?

Peter Gibbons: It's a problem of motivation, all right? Now if I work my butt off and Initech ships a few extra units, I don't see another dime, so where's the motivation? And here's something else, Bob: I have eight different bosses right now.

Bob Slydell: I beg your pardon?

Peter Gibbons: Eight bosses.

Bob Slydell: Eight?

Peter Gibbons: Eight, Bob. So that means that when I make a mistake, I have eight different people coming by to tell me about it. That's my only real motivation is not to be hassled, that and the fear of losing my job. But you know, Bob, that will only make someone work just hard enough not to get fired.

wiggy3624
07-05-2013, 10:21 PM
Peter Gibbons: The thing is, Bob, it's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care.

Bob Porter: Don't... don't care?

Peter Gibbons: It's a problem of motivation, all right? Now if I work my butt off and Initech ships a few extra units, I don't see another dime, so where's the motivation? And here's something else, Bob: I have eight different bosses right now.

Bob Slydell: I beg your pardon?

Peter Gibbons: Eight bosses.

Bob Slydell: Eight?

Peter Gibbons: Eight, Bob. So that means that when I make a mistake, I have eight different people coming by to tell me about it. That's my only real motivation is not to be hassled, that and the fear of losing my job. But you know, Bob, that will only make someone work just hard enough not to get fired.


I love Office Space!

sugarpooper
07-05-2013, 10:29 PM
we are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DltqY2XBZJU

wiggy3624
07-06-2013, 11:29 AM
Few more of mine.

The Office
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Taxi Driver
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Boondock Saints (I'm sure the removed word can be figured out, don't want to break them rules)
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MattDMC
07-06-2013, 08:40 PM
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And now time for some Married with Children!

No matter how many times I've watched each episode I still laugh my rear off at these.

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centrehice
07-07-2013, 01:36 PM
Scarface:

"I nah gunna Choo Choo Frank"

Oxxon
07-10-2013, 02:32 AM
"He's dead, Jim"

wiggy3624
07-10-2013, 09:33 AM
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And now time for some Married with Children!

No matter how many times I've watched each episode I still laugh my rear off at these.




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love Al Bundy, these 2 are my favorites.


Scarface:

"I nah gunna Choo Choo Frank"

exactly how the script had it written haha

ajcorleone
07-23-2013, 04:44 PM
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What's the matter with you? I think your brain is going soft with all that comedy you are playing with that young girl. Never tell anyone outside the Family what you are thinking again. Go on.

ajcorleone
07-23-2013, 04:45 PM
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ajcorleone
07-29-2013, 08:50 PM
"Empire had the better ending. I mean, Luke gets his hand cut off, finds out Vader's his father, Han gets frozen and taken away by Boba Fett. It ends on such a down note. I mean, that's what life is, a series of down endings. All Jedi had was a bunch of Muppets."
- DANTE (Brian O'Halloran) in Clerks (1994)

ajcorleone
08-06-2013, 08:26 PM
https://www.sportscardforum.com/clear.gifLili Von Shtupp: Would you like another schnitzengruben?
Bart: No, thank you. Fifteen is my limit on schnitzengruben.
Lili Von Shtupp: Well how about a little...
[whispers in his ear]
Bart: [shocked] Baby. I'm not from Havana.

ajcorleone
09-04-2013, 02:37 PM
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ajcorleone
09-04-2013, 02:39 PM
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wiggy3624
09-11-2013, 07:36 PM
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Heisenberg

meandsharon11
09-12-2013, 07:49 PM
"once again you've put your keen and penetrating mind to the task, and as usual have come to the wrong conclusion"

ajcorleone
09-14-2013, 05:21 PM
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mess0312
09-20-2013, 10:33 PM
HEISENBERG!!!!

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Zimbow
09-21-2013, 12:37 AM
"We're gonna need a bigger boat" - Brody/Roy Scheider, Jaws.




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Zimbow
09-21-2013, 12:48 AM
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Classic! I quoted this one when I was in college;

"Party on Wayne" "Party on Garth"

habsheaven
09-21-2013, 07:24 AM
"We're gonna need a bigger boat" - Brody/Roy Scheider, Jaws.




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Saw this thread for the first time today, and immediately thought of this line from one of my all time greatest movies.

dragonslayer913
09-21-2013, 08:37 AM
"Every day for the past ten years, Loretta there's been giving me a large black coffee, today she gives me a large black coffee only it has sugar in it, a lotta sugar. I just came back to complain"

Clint Eastwood Sudden Impact

Wickabee
09-21-2013, 11:15 AM
From the series M*A*S*H, my pick for greatest TV quote of all time:
"Look, all I know is what they taught me at command school. There are certain rules about a war and rule number one is young men die. And rule number two is doctors can't change rule number one."
-Henry Blake

ajcorleone
09-21-2013, 04:08 PM
Great one
"Every day for the past ten years, Loretta there's been giving me a large black coffee, today she gives me a large black coffee only it has sugar in it, a lotta sugar. I just came back to complain"

Clint Eastwood Sudden Impact

ajcorleone
09-24-2013, 12:05 PM
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ajcorleone
09-24-2013, 12:07 PM
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Zimbow
09-24-2013, 11:18 PM
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Zimbow
09-24-2013, 11:20 PM
"And Shepherds we shall be, for thee my lord, for thee. Power hath descended forth from they hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out they command. So we shall flow a river forth to thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be. In nomine Patri, et fili... et spiritu scanti." - Boondock Saints

ajcorleone
09-26-2013, 07:09 PM
You know what they say Peg why go out for milk when you have the whole cow at home. Al Bundy

Wickabee
10-18-2013, 04:23 PM
"Don't you know the boys from Brazil are little Hitlers? I saw it in a movie whose name I can't remember."

"This gun has cost me everything. My family, my friends, everything but my precious, precious gun."

"Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is never try."

"America's health care system is second only to Japan...Canada, Sweden, Great Britain...well, all of Europe. But you can thank your lucky stars we don't live in Paraguay!"

ajcorleone
10-21-2013, 08:15 PM
Kelly: " Why don't you take mom to see 'The Bridges of Madison County?' I hear there's a director's cut with 11 minutes of Clint Eastwood sponge bathing Meryl Streep."
Al: " Is there no other way?"
Kelly: " You could make love to her all night."
Al: " Either way, I'll be eating Junior Mints and crying in the dark."

ajcorleone
10-29-2013, 09:06 PM
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ajcorleone
10-29-2013, 09:07 PM
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ajcorleone
11-13-2013, 10:36 AM
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ajcorleone
11-13-2013, 10:37 AM
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habsheaven
11-13-2013, 01:31 PM
Here's one for the ladies. saw it in a news clip this weekend.

"I'll have what she's having." from, When Harry met Sally.

chajones
11-15-2013, 09:25 PM
"Dong, where is my auto-mo-bile?

meandsharon11
11-16-2013, 04:53 AM
"why a spoon cousin? Why not an axe or a............"

sheriff "because its dull you twit, it'll hurt more"

robin hood prince of thieves

Zimbow
11-16-2013, 06:28 AM
Harry (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001099/?ref_=tt_trv_qu): Just when I thought you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this... and totally redeem yourself! - Dumb and Dumber, 1994

Lloyd (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000120/?ref_=tt_trv_qu): We got no food, no jobs... our PETS' HEADS ARE FALLING OFF! - Dumb and Dumber, 1994.

Kellerjr
11-16-2013, 09:48 PM
"I heard you were dead"-Escape From New York
"Warriors...Come out and plaaay"-The Warriors
"Can You dig it"-The Warriors
"I am the Nightrider"- Mad Max

ajcorleone
12-02-2013, 11:53 PM
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ajcorleone
06-11-2014, 04:11 PM
Let's bring this back

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ajcorleone
06-11-2014, 04:13 PM
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ajcorleone
06-17-2014, 10:44 AM
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ajcorleone
06-18-2014, 08:33 PM
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ajcorleone
07-03-2014, 01:30 PM
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ajcorleone
07-03-2014, 01:31 PM
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ajcorleone
07-03-2014, 01:33 PM
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Wickabee
07-03-2014, 01:34 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmFHy1zjDBw

ajcorleone
07-06-2014, 08:26 PM
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ajcorleone
07-06-2014, 08:28 PM
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ajcorleone
07-14-2014, 01:23 PM
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ajcorleone
07-14-2014, 01:23 PM
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ajcorleone
07-15-2014, 07:47 AM
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Let me understand: You’ve got the hen, the chicken and the rooster. The rooster goes with the chicken. So, who’s having sex with the hen?

ajcorleone
07-22-2014, 02:23 AM
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ajcorleone
07-22-2014, 02:24 AM
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ajcorleone
07-22-2014, 02:25 AM
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ajcorleone
07-30-2014, 09:24 AM
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ajcorleone
07-30-2014, 09:25 AM
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ajcorleone
08-06-2014, 07:33 AM
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ajcorleone
08-06-2014, 07:39 AM
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ajcorleone
08-19-2014, 10:54 AM
http://quotespics.com/wp-content/quote-images/-no-bigotry-here.jpg

ajcorleone
08-19-2014, 10:55 AM
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timtebow
08-21-2014, 10:54 PM
well how does that feel woody-wild hogs

ajcorleone
09-09-2014, 01:23 AM
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ajcorleone
09-09-2014, 01:24 AM
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ajcorleone
09-09-2014, 01:25 AM
http://www.lafline.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/The-problem-is-not-the-problem-the-problem-is-your-attitude-about-the-problem.png

ajcorleone
09-24-2014, 11:10 AM
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ajcorleone
09-24-2014, 11:11 AM
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ajcorleone
09-24-2014, 11:12 AM
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ajcorleone
10-09-2014, 08:33 AM
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ajcorleone
10-09-2014, 08:34 AM
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ajcorleone
10-23-2014, 04:47 PM
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ajcorleone
11-10-2014, 03:04 PM
http://www.nextmovie.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/pitch-perfect.jpg

ajcorleone
11-10-2014, 03:06 PM
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wiggy3624
11-10-2014, 08:57 PM
This dude carrying the thread by himself.

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ajcorleone
11-11-2014, 07:25 PM
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ajcorleone
11-20-2014, 11:44 AM
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ajcorleone
11-20-2014, 11:45 AM
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ajcorleone
12-01-2014, 05:04 PM
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ajcorleone
12-03-2014, 03:48 PM
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ajcorleone
01-21-2015, 02:21 PM
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You drugged a women so you could take advantage of her toys?

ajcorleone
02-14-2015, 06:51 PM
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gsj68
02-15-2015, 02:01 AM
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ajcorleone
03-04-2015, 01:12 PM
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Wickabee
03-05-2015, 12:20 AM
"Is great car. Gets 13 hectares to the liter of kerosene."

ajcorleone
03-13-2015, 05:11 PM
You want a beautiful name? Soda!


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ajcorleone
03-13-2015, 05:14 PM
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ajcorleone
03-17-2015, 02:36 PM
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ajcorleone
03-17-2015, 02:59 PM
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ajcorleone
03-27-2015, 05:03 PM
These never get old


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BigBerserker
04-07-2015, 03:54 AM
"An elegant weapon for a more civilized age" -Obi

ajcorleone
04-07-2015, 01:35 PM
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ajcorleone
04-07-2015, 01:35 PM
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ajcorleone
04-17-2015, 05:49 PM
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ajcorleone
05-18-2015, 12:22 PM
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ajcorleone
05-19-2015, 12:38 PM
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ajcorleone
05-29-2015, 05:25 PM
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ajcorleone
06-13-2015, 06:17 PM
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ajcorleone
06-16-2015, 02:02 PM
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Makeemsayunhhh
06-18-2015, 05:46 AM
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ajcorleone
07-06-2015, 09:41 AM
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ajcorleone
07-06-2015, 09:42 AM
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ajcorleone
07-13-2015, 06:47 PM
"Let me tell you something, funny boy... You know that little stamp? The one that says New York Public Library? Well, that may not mean anything to you, but that means a lot to me. One whole helluva lot. Sure, go ahead, laugh if you want to. I've seen your type before -- flashy, making the scene, flaunting convention. Yeah, I know what you're thinking... Why's this guy making such a big stink about old library books? Let me give you a hint, junior. Maybe we can live without libraries, people like you and me.... Maybe. Sure, we're too old to change the world. What about that kid, sitting down, opening a book right now in a branch of the local library and finding pictures of pee-pees and wee-wees in The Cat in the Hat and The Five Chinese Brothers. Doesn't he deserve better? Look, if you think this is about overdue fines and missing books, you'd better think again. This is about that kid's right to read a book without getting his mind warped. Or maybe that turns you on, Seinfeld... Maybe that's how you get your kicks... You and your goodtime buddies... I've got a flash for you, joy boy. Partytime is over." - Lt. Bookman, in "The Library"

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bryanATX
07-14-2015, 08:49 PM
http://i1167.photobucket.com/albums/q626/BryanATX/Mobile%20Uploads/hqdefault.jpg (http://s1167.photobucket.com/user/BryanATX/media/Mobile%20Uploads/hqdefault.jpg.html)

"A Jose Canseco bat? Tell me....you didn't pay money for this..."

ajcorleone
08-07-2015, 06:42 PM
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ajcorleone
08-15-2015, 06:31 PM
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fuhr31
09-02-2015, 08:24 PM
"60% of the time it works every time"

- Anchorman

OriolesFan
09-03-2015, 11:26 PM
"Toto we're not in Kansas..." - "Frankly my dear, I don't give a ..." - "Truth, you can't stand the truth" - "We're off to see the Wizard..." - "I'm melting, ..." - "Get one for the Gipper" - "There's no crying in baseball..." - " If you build it he will come" - "Kit, lay off the high ones..." - and there are probably others, but these just popped into my head as I was entering the one before it, so it became one after another. Have a good night.

ajcorleone
10-07-2015, 11:15 AM
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ajcorleone
10-07-2015, 11:17 AM
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ajcorleone
11-05-2015, 04:24 PM
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ajcorleone
11-05-2015, 04:25 PM
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ajcorleone
01-13-2016, 10:38 PM
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PGCougars
01-17-2016, 08:31 PM
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MacGruber
01-18-2016, 04:36 PM
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ajcorleone
01-26-2016, 03:46 PM
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druce26
03-07-2016, 01:04 AM
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druce26
03-07-2016, 01:06 AM
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ajcorleone
04-12-2016, 09:40 AM
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ajcorleone
04-12-2016, 09:41 AM
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ajcorleone
05-10-2016, 03:15 PM
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ajcorleone
05-10-2016, 03:16 PM
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ajcorleone
05-10-2016, 03:17 PM
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ajcorleone
05-24-2016, 03:25 PM
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ajcorleone
07-18-2016, 10:17 AM
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ajcorleone
07-18-2016, 10:19 AM
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ajcorleone
08-16-2016, 11:24 PM
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ajcorleone
08-16-2016, 11:27 PM
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Jameis1of1
09-17-2016, 05:37 PM
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mrveggieman
09-24-2016, 10:11 AM
Money, what money? I keep my money in a bank. Thank you for your concern officer.-Deep Cover

ajcorleone
10-05-2016, 08:06 PM
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ajcorleone
11-07-2016, 11:25 AM
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ajcorleone
11-14-2016, 06:02 PM
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ajcorleone
01-31-2017, 10:24 AM
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JFried1029
02-04-2017, 08:33 PM
From Nightshift:

Chuck: As we sit here and idly chat, there are woman, female human beings, rolling around in strange beds with strange men, and we are making money from that.

Bill: Is this a great country, or what?

JFried1029
02-04-2017, 08:38 PM
From Airplane 2:

Prosecutor: Dr. Stone, would you give the court your impression of Mr. Striker?

Dr. Stone: I'm sorry, I don't do impressions... my training is in psychiatry.

JFried1029
02-05-2017, 10:32 AM
From Fiddler on the Roof:

Tevye-"And Nahum, the beggar..."

Beggar-"Alms for the poor, alms for the poor..."

Lazar-"Here, Reb Nahum, is one kopek."

Beggar-"One kopek? Last week you geve me two kopeks."

Lazar-"I had a bad week."

Beggar-"So, if you had a bad week, why should I suffer?"

JFried1029
02-05-2017, 01:18 PM
From "The Rutles"

Nasty, supposedly sings "I buried Stig" on "I Am the Waitress". In fact, he sings "E burres stigano", which is very bad Spanish for "Have you a water buffalo?"

In the midst of all this public bickering, "Let It Rot" was released as a film, an album and a lawsuit.

ajcorleone
04-05-2017, 03:27 PM
Classic Honeymooners

Ralph (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001276/?ref_=tt_trv_qu): If any of the Racoons ever get sick, it'll be my responsibility to go and visit them.
Alice (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0575031/?ref_=tt_trv_qu): Oh, that is a very important responsibility, Ralph. You better start now and find out what the visiting hours are at Bellevue.
Ralph (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001276/?ref_=tt_trv_qu): That did it, Alice - that did it. You have just broken the camel's back with that straw. You have ridiculed my brother Racoons. You have just made fun of something very big that's close to my heart.
Alice (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0575031/?ref_=tt_trv_qu): The only thing big that's close to your heart is your stomach.

JFried1029
04-05-2017, 09:10 PM
Classic Honeymooners

Ralph (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001276/?ref_=tt_trv_qu): If any of the Racoons ever get sick, it'll be my responsibility to go and visit them.
Alice (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0575031/?ref_=tt_trv_qu): Oh, that is a very important responsibility, Ralph. You better start now and find out what the visiting hours are at Bellevue.
Ralph (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001276/?ref_=tt_trv_qu): That did it, Alice - that did it. You have just broken the camel's back with that straw. You have ridiculed my brother Racoons. You have just made fun of something very big that's close to my heart.
Alice (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0575031/?ref_=tt_trv_qu): The only thing big that's close to your heart is your stomach.

more Honeymooners:

Ralph: Is there any lard around here?

Alice: Yeah, about 300 pounds.

ajcorleone
05-23-2017, 12:19 PM
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ajcorleone
05-23-2017, 12:20 PM
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ajcorleone
05-23-2017, 12:21 PM
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