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  1. #1

    If there was a god would it go like this

    A hypothetical conversation.HYPOTHETICAL is the key here so bashers keep your guns holstered.

    Me: God, can I ask You a question?
    God: Sure
    Me: Promise You won't get mad
    God: I promise
    Me: Why did You let so much stuff happen to me today?
    ... God: What do u mean?
    Me: Well, I woke up late
    God: Yes
    Me: My car took forever to start
    God: Okay
    Me: at lunch they made my sandwich wrong & I had to wait
    God: Huummm
    Me: On the way home, my phone went DEAD, just as I picked up a call
    God: All right

    Me: And on top of it all off, when I got home ~I just want to soak my feet in my new foot massager & relax. BUT it wouldn't work!!! Nothing went right today! Why did You do that?
    God: Let me see, the death angel was at your bed this morning & I had to send one
    of My Angels to battle him for your life. I let you sleep through that

    Me (humbled): OH

    GOD: I didn't let your car start because there was a drunk driver on your route that would have hit you if you were on the road.

    Me: (ashamed)

    God: The first person who made your sandwich today was sick & I didn't want you to catch what they have, I knew you couldn't afford to miss work.

    Me (embarrassed):Okay

    God: Your phone went dead bcuz the person that was calling was going to give false witness about what you said on that call, I didn't even let you talk to them so you would be covered.

    Me (softly): I see God

    God: Oh and that foot massager, it had a shortage that was going to throw out all of the power in your house tonight. I didn't think you wanted to be in the dark.

    Me: I'm Sorry God

    God: Don't be sorry, just learn to Trust Me.... in All things , the Good & the bad.

    Me: I will trust You.

    God: And don't doubt that My plan for your day is Always Better than your plan.

    Me: I won't God. And let me just tell you God, Thank You for Everything today.

    God: You're welcome child. It was just another day being your God and I Love looking after My Children...
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  2. #51
    Quote Originally Posted by centrehice View Post
    You're only a christian if you have accepted jesus as your personal saviour and truly believe that there is a god, and that jesus is his son.

    Any reasonable facsimile does not hold water. If your behaviour does not reflect this, then you are a "jack christian".

    In terms of Jay, I will let Jay answer for himself, for he is more than capable.
    I see it the other way. The Jack Christians are the ones following the teachings of a church. True Christians follow the teachings of Christ.

  3. #52
    Quote Originally Posted by Wickabee View Post
    I see it the other way. The Jack Christians are the ones following the teachings of a church. True Christians follow the teachings of Christ.

    I didn't mention church anywhere, I said accept christ as your personal savoiur. If you do not live a life entirely devoted to jesus, then you are not a christian.

  4. #53
    Quote Originally Posted by centrehice View Post
    I didn't mention church anywhere, I said accept christ as your personal savoiur. If you do not live a life entirely devoted to jesus, then you are not a christian.
    Did Jesus tell us to devote our entire lives to him, or did churches tell us that?

  5. #54
    Quote Originally Posted by Wickabee View Post
    That's it Habs, don't come up with anything of your own, just turn around what I say.

    Why put thought into it, you don't into anything else?
    Your answers are still arrogant beyond belief because you claim you'd disrespect and tell off the creator of all things when, in reality, if God showed himself to you, you'd spend the whole time hoping you just sat on a pie.

    It was the response I expect from a 14 year old. Not a thinking adult.
    I am turning around what you say because you are doing exactly that. Did you not make the comments I just attributed to you? (put your answer here) Do they not sound like EXACTLY what you claim my comments sound like? (again, answer it here) When you accuse me of doing something that YOU have been repeatedly doing before I replied in kind, I have to respond. What a joke you have become.

    Try to keep up with the discussion. The scenario is hypothetical right? If I buy into the existence of this God than he has to provide the answers the OP "hypothetically" suggested. You can't disect the OP's "hypothetical" scenario and believe parts of it but not all of it. If this God did actually exist, and I did have a conversation with Him. I would hope His answers were not so lame. If they were I would call Him on it. I wouldn't be ashamed, embarrassed or afraid of His responses.
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  6. #55
    Quote Originally Posted by habsheaven View Post
    This is too funny. Remind us all who commented on whose post? I promise, next time I won't "drag" YOU into this crap.

    Now back to the topic at hand. Doesn't anyone on here find God's answers in this scenario to be non-sensical? Does He have so much control over your minds that you would fear asking Him for a straight answer?
    I find it non-sensical. And if you think god is able to adjust things like this to keep you away from drunk drivers, why doesn't he do the same thing for people who have been killed by drunk drivers or sick sandwich makers. Just doesn't seem reasonable for someone to think he can control things like this but not others.

  7. #56
    Quote Originally Posted by Star_Cards View Post
    I find it non-sensical. And if you think god is able to adjust things like this to keep you away from drunk drivers, why doesn't he do the same thing for people who have been killed by drunk drivers or sick sandwich makers. Just doesn't seem reasonable for someone to think he can control things like this but not others.
    Not that he can, but that he would.

  8. #57
    "Sell crazy someplace else, we're all stocked up here". Jack Nicholson
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  9. #58
    Quote Originally Posted by habsheaven View Post
    I am turning around what you say because you are doing exactly that. Did you not make the comments I just attributed to you? (put your answer here) Do they not sound like EXACTLY what you claim my comments sound like? (again, answer it here) When you accuse me of doing something that YOU have been repeatedly doing before I replied in kind, I have to respond. What a joke you have become.

    Try to keep up with the discussion. The scenario is hypothetical right? If I buy into the existence of this God than he has to provide the answers the OP "hypothetically" suggested. You can't disect the OP's "hypothetical" scenario and believe parts of it but not all of it. If this God did actually exist, and I did have a conversation with Him. I would hope His answers were not so lame. If they were I would call Him on it. I wouldn't be ashamed, embarrassed or afraid of His responses.
    No, you would be disrespectful and venomous against the creator of all things. I would hope a thinking man would conduct himself with a touch of humility when faced with the creator and knower of all things.
    Also, as soon as you answer one thing differently, the entire conversation changes, so even hypothetically your responses make no sense.
    Now stop dragging me back into this.

  10. #59
    Quote Originally Posted by Wickabee View Post
    Did Jesus tell us to devote our entire lives to him, or did churches tell us that?
    Bible says so. You are not a christian, you are an arguer.

  11. #60
    Quote Originally Posted by centrehice View Post
    Bible says so. You are not a christian, you are an arguer.
    I don't follow the Bible. Jesus never said to devote your life to him. If anything he said devote yourself to his father, but he didn't even say that. He said if you live with love for God and your fellow man you will be righteous. Nothing else is required, certainly not devotion.

    In short, I follow what Jesus said, not what a bunch of people say Jesus said. I also think and interpret for myself, unlike any religion.

    I follow Christ, yet you say I'm not a Christian because I don't follow men who claim to follow Christ but do not.

    And I'm the arguer?
    You're stuck in preconceived notions and labels. Open your mind and let something in.
    Last edited by Wickabee; 02-21-2013 at 02:28 PM.

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