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02-04-2017, 08:33 PM #141
From Nightshift:
Chuck: As we sit here and idly chat, there are woman, female human beings, rolling around in strange beds with strange men, and we are making money from that.
Bill: Is this a great country, or what?Always Looking for:
A) Graded Vintage (Pre-1980) (BGS, BVG, PSA, SGC) in all sports
B) Graded True RC's (No inserts or parallels) (BGS, PSA, SGC) in all sports
C) Certified Auto and GU cards of players from the 70's and further back in all sports
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02-04-2017, 08:38 PM #142
From Airplane 2:
Prosecutor: Dr. Stone, would you give the court your impression of Mr. Striker?
Dr. Stone: I'm sorry, I don't do impressions... my training is in psychiatry.
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02-05-2017, 10:32 AM #143
From Fiddler on the Roof:
Tevye-"And Nahum, the beggar..."
Beggar-"Alms for the poor, alms for the poor..."
Lazar-"Here, Reb Nahum, is one kopek."
Beggar-"One kopek? Last week you geve me two kopeks."
Lazar-"I had a bad week."
Beggar-"So, if you had a bad week, why should I suffer?"
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02-05-2017, 01:18 PM #144
From "The Rutles"
Nasty, supposedly sings "I buried Stig" on "I Am the Waitress". In fact, he sings "E burres stigano", which is very bad Spanish for "Have you a water buffalo?"
In the midst of all this public bickering, "Let It Rot" was released as a film, an album and a lawsuit.
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04-05-2017, 03:27 PM #145
Classic Honeymooners
Ralph: If any of the Racoons ever get sick, it'll be my responsibility to go and visit them.
Alice: Oh, that is a very important responsibility, Ralph. You better start now and find out what the visiting hours are at Bellevue.
Ralph: That did it, Alice - that did it. You have just broken the camel's back with that straw. You have ridiculed my brother Racoons. You have just made fun of something very big that's close to my heart.
Alice: The only thing big that's close to your heart is your stomach.
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04-05-2017, 09:10 PM #146
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05-23-2017, 12:19 PM #147
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05-23-2017, 12:20 PM #148
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05-23-2017, 12:21 PM #149
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