Top 7 Funniest Hockey Team Names

[doniceage]

When the NHL awarded Bill Foley an expansion franchise, the only thing we knew about them is that they would play in Las Vegas. The team had no players, no coaches, no trainers or staff of any kind. But most importantly, the team had no name.

A team name defines your franchise. It connects the fan base and gives them something to cheer for. It shows up on t-shirts and hats. Fans create chants with the name to motivate their home team. A name often references something in the community, something the area is known for or loves.
http://thehockeywriters.com/funniest-hockey-team-names/

[gomaz]

Funny names. This past year I named one of my Office Pools teams "Gaudreau Row Row Your Bourque".

[geschrocks33]

Funny names. This past year I named one of my Office Pools teams "Gaudreau Row Row Your Bourque".

A fantasy team name I use each year since I thought of it about 4 or 5 years ago is "You Streit, Oduya Laich Boyes"

[Leafsman]

The "El Paso Cow Patties"...priceless!!

[gomaz]

A fantasy team name I use each year since I thought of it about 4 or 5 years ago is "You Streit, Oduya Laich Boyes"

That's an awesome name! Im'a might steal that one lol!

Some others from my pool:

Kane I get an Acquittal
Kovalchuk Yoself
Jesus Marian Hossa
Grabner Ti77ies (edited for appropriateness)

[Stryfex]

I've been the Peter Northstars in every pool I've been in for the past 15 years

[MR.M's Cards]

love it :) our fantasy league includes the following teams:

Get'n Ehrhoff
Hockey Pun
Itchy Bozak
Eberle hills 90210
Glass of Marleau
How You Drouin (yours truly)
Pennertration
Weekend at Bernier's
Sunnyvale ™™™™hawks

[clonzfan]

Best ever:

Macon Whoopee