The Keston Hiura episode of Law & Order is going to be my favorite episode of Law & Order. *DUN-DUN*

[DobbelDaggin4Days]

Law & Order: SCF

In the world of sports cards, bad decisions are made all the time. But bad decisions that appear on a slightly more collectible variation card are considered especially heinous. The dedicated hobbyists who make fun of these doofuses are members of an elite squad known as the Sports Card Forum. These are their stories...*DUN-DUN!*

Can we all set aside just one minute of our day, and agree that the worst variation card ever created is the 2021 Donruss #82 nickname variation Keston Hiura card?

It says "Kestdaddy." *Pause to give everyone time to shudder uncomfortably* Yeah! Exactly!

I needed to take a shower the first time I pulled that card. It was in a BLASTER. Get it OFF of me!

I thought I was collecting small cards with pictures and statistics on them with nominal to moderate value, not some poor soul's shattered innocence.

Can someone inform Kestpervert that this is a hobby most people pick up when they're 8 years old? I'd sooner give my nephews the infamous Billy Ripken f*ck-face card than I would some registered sex offender's piss-poor attempt at humor.

This isn't happy hour, Kestup & Mustard, which is a MUCH better nickname that I literally thought of on the fly as I was typing this. This is SERIOUS STUFF, Sylkester Stallone.

OH MAN! IT'S HIS TWITTER HANDLE AND INSTAGRAM HANDLE, TOO!!!! I can just go say all this to him directly, and bathe in the laughter of those who possess the capacity for sensing humor.

As you were, Kesticles.

[BSEBALLCOMMISH75]

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Oooh that's bad for a card kinda reminds me of what Topps did on the backs of their `79/`80 Hockey Sticker Inserts. Hopefully someone could possibly post a picture of it but anyway they had an offer where you were to send a picture of your kid in a sporting pose with their name age height weight birthday favorite team as well address. Talk about creepy that to me is more of an open door than Keaston has on his card. So @DobbelDaggin4Days I am curious about your take on that part of card history that I mentioned does that make me cause of my collecting age make me Captain of the L&O franchise lol Team or am I just like a detective on case