People of Wal-Mart...brace yourself

[tjmcb73]

I've worked at local Wal-Mart 15 yrs in apparel

I was coming back from lunch and had Winnie the Pooh flashback
Obese woman tries crawling under fitting room door and gets stuck
I asked if she was entering or exiting. She wasn't amused!!

One gal asked about expiration dates on toothpicks and tried on a pair of XL sweats.
She's at least 3XL...ripped back side out!!!

Guy was buying boots that were on clearance and asked if he could take box they were in.
I told him if he bought another pair, I'd give him 2 for free!!!
One of the managers was looking for shoes for himself few aisles away and busted a gut.
I got Associate of the Month!!!

Girl wanted sandals, but mother said no.
Girl takes sandal, shows it, nails mother in head!!!
Dad gave girl high 5 and bought them!!

Elderly man was on motorized cart and I offered assistance.
He pipes up, "Do you have any 21-year old blonds?"
I said, "We had one on clearance, but sold her an hr ago!!"
Wife comes around the corner waving her cane, "George, shut up!!"(Cleaned up(extreme profanity used)
She chases him around the store for 15 min til they check out.
Just as he was getting into the vehicle, she nailed him in head with cane!!!



GO RAMS!!!

[pwaldo]

This is hilarious. Sounds like you could do a whole standup routine with just your Wal mart stories.