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03-02-2007, 09:01 PM #1
A Little Joke Inside No Offense Intended...!!!
Now This Was Emailed to Me There Was No Intention to Offend Anyone This is "ONLY A JOKE"!!! :giveup:
Q: What do you call 47 millionaires sitting around a TV
>> watching the Super Bowl?
>> A: The Minnesota Vikings.
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>> Q: What do the Minnesota Vikings and Billy Graham have in
>> common?
>> A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell
>> "Jesus Christ."
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>> Q: How do you keep a Minnesota Viking out of your yard?
>> A: Put up goal posts.
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>> Q: Where do you go in the Twin Cities in case of a tornado?
>> A: To the dome - they never get a touchdown there.
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>> Q: What do you call a Minesota Viking with a Super Bowl
>> ring?
>> A: A thief!!
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>> Q: Why was the Minnesota coach upset when the Vikings play
>> book was stolen?
>> A: Because he hadn't finished coloring it.
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>> Q: What's the difference between the Minnesota Vikings and a
>> dollar bill?
>> A: You can still get 4 quarters out of a dollar bill.
>>
>> Q: How many Minnesota Vikings does it take to win a Super
>> Bowl?
>> A: Nobody knows and we will never find out.
>>
>> Q: What do the Minnesota Vikings and possums have in
>> common?
>> A: Both play dead at home (and get killed on the road).
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03-02-2007, 09:11 PM #2
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03-02-2007, 10:53 PM #3
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03-02-2007, 11:02 PM #4
thats some funny stuff there
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03-02-2007, 11:03 PM #5
lol. that's pretty good.
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03-02-2007, 11:18 PM #6
Eh I have seen em before on a few occasions, but they are funny sad to say.
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03-03-2007, 12:36 AM #7
Cute.
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03-04-2007, 01:52 AM #8
well now that i've recovered from choking and spraying milk out my nose and on my shirt....they remind me a few lovely jokes involving Michael Irvin and little white lines.
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