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08-27-2008, 10:57 AM #11
Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.
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08-27-2008, 11:03 AM #12
Oxygen needs Chuck Norris to survive.
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08-27-2008, 11:04 AM #13
who wins in a fight between superman and batman? Chuck Norris
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08-27-2008, 11:06 AM #14
Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.
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08-27-2008, 11:06 AM #15
Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
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08-27-2008, 11:08 AM #16
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
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08-27-2008, 11:09 AM #17
Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
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08-27-2008, 11:09 AM #18
Chuck Norris once sold his soul to the Devil for his stunning good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Upon completion of the deal, Chuck roundhouse kicked the Devil and took his soul back. The Devil, appreciating irony, couldn't stay upset. The two now play poker twice a week.
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08-27-2008, 11:10 AM #19
death is on chuck norris' list
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08-27-2008, 11:11 AM #20
The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris's co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.
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