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02-20-2013, 10:40 AM #1
If there was a god would it go like this
A hypothetical conversation.HYPOTHETICAL is the key here so bashers keep your guns holstered.
Me: God, can I ask You a question?
God: Sure
Me: Promise You won't get mad
God: I promise
Me: Why did You let so much stuff happen to me today?
... God: What do u mean?
Me: Well, I woke up late
God: Yes
Me: My car took forever to start
God: Okay
Me: at lunch they made my sandwich wrong & I had to wait
God: Huummm
Me: On the way home, my phone went DEAD, just as I picked up a call
God: All right
Me: And on top of it all off, when I got home ~I just want to soak my feet in my new foot massager & relax. BUT it wouldn't work!!! Nothing went right today! Why did You do that?
God: Let me see, the death angel was at your bed this morning & I had to send one
of My Angels to battle him for your life. I let you sleep through that
Me (humbled): OH
GOD: I didn't let your car start because there was a drunk driver on your route that would have hit you if you were on the road.
Me: (ashamed)
God: The first person who made your sandwich today was sick & I didn't want you to catch what they have, I knew you couldn't afford to miss work.
Me (embarrassed):Okay
God: Your phone went dead bcuz the person that was calling was going to give false witness about what you said on that call, I didn't even let you talk to them so you would be covered.
Me (softly): I see God
God: Oh and that foot massager, it had a shortage that was going to throw out all of the power in your house tonight. I didn't think you wanted to be in the dark.
Me: I'm Sorry God
God: Don't be sorry, just learn to Trust Me.... in All things , the Good & the bad.
Me: I will trust You.
God: And don't doubt that My plan for your day is Always Better than your plan.
Me: I won't God. And let me just tell you God, Thank You for Everything today.
God: You're welcome child. It was just another day being your God and I Love looking after My Children...
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02-20-2013, 11:06 AM #2
Sweet, my own personal God!
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02-20-2013, 11:10 AM #3
It's a tough job being a god-botherer. You just go from being humbled, feeling shame, being embarrassed, etc.
Now get up off the floor and be a man for the first time today, stop talking to the voices that are in your head. Better to die on your feet than live on your knees.
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02-20-2013, 11:11 AM #4
I would see it as more,
God: do you want free will or to serve with no choices?
Me: thanks for the free will, I can deal with the rest of the dumb stuff myself.
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02-20-2013, 11:12 AM #5
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02-20-2013, 11:13 AM #6
I'm not even mad at your reply. I will give you one of these for it:
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02-20-2013, 11:15 AM #7
I apologize if this comes off as rude...But why do people think God is there for the minutia in their day?
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02-20-2013, 11:16 AM #8
Just imagine if people stood up and was a man or a woman.We might not have the problems of the world if people would look in the mirror and take responsibility for themselves.
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02-20-2013, 11:18 AM #9
Because he's everywhere at all times. That's the teaching anyway.
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02-20-2013, 11:18 AM #10
Hell, quote of the day here!
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