Republican Canidates LOLZ quote thread

[andrewhoya]

Nice blend of two entirely different religious groups. That is like saying Open-Minded Athiest. They just don't mix.

Haha!

[gatorboymike]

It's always amusing to hear people who proclaim to be intimately and incomprehensibly connected to an infinite and perfect source of wisdom and goodness that the rest of us are just too small, stupid and scummy to get anywhere near, people who have absolute, total and unwavering blind faith that they're absolutely right about absolutely everything absolutely all of the time, and who refuse to admit even the tiniest possibility of their ever being wrong in any part, in any way, about any thing, for any reason, under any circumstances, at any time, complain about anyone ELSE being close-minded.

And oh yes, "God is going to do X for us" absolutely does mean "We can sit back and do nothing and let X happen all by itself." No, we don't need to spend a single dollar or a single minute of manpower trying to fix anything that's wrong in the country, because magickal supernatural forces that agree with out political agenda and hate the same people we hate are going to fix it all for us if we just ask them nicely enough.

[tutall]

It's always amusing to hear people who proclaim to be intimately and incomprehensibly connected to an infinite and perfect source of wisdom and goodness that the rest of us are just too small, stupid and scummy to get anywhere near, people who have absolute, total and unwavering blind faith that they're absolutely right about absolutely everything absolutely all of the time, and who refuse to admit even the tiniest possibility of their ever being wrong in any part, in any way, about any thing, for any reason, under any circumstances, at any time, complain about anyone ELSE being close-minded.

And oh yes, "God is going to do X for us" absolutely does mean "We can sit back and do nothing and let X happen all by itself." No, we don't need to spend a single dollar or a single minute of manpower trying to fix anything that's wrong in the country, because magickal supernatural forces that agree with out political agenda and hate the same people we hate are going to fix it all for us if we just ask them nicely enough.

we get it dude... you dont believe and dont respect anyone that does... You think anyone that does is an idiot because we believe in something that does not physically exist and cannot be proven by science... Christians have done things to you in the past that has made you hate them and even though no one on here has done a single thing to you you refuse to listen to opinions of others and continue to spew hate....

can we close the thread now?

[OnePimpTiger]

And here is the just the first logical phallicy in your argument

"People do things and God rewards them"

I think you mean fallacy...at least I don't think you meant "having phallus-like qualities." Talk about a Freudian slip!

On the topic: Gotta love the tolerance, mocking someone's spiritual beliefs as a "LOLZ." So much narrow-mindedness in the world, no wonder we can't get along.

And I'm upset that you made me use the term "LOLZ."

[redsoxx11]

I think you mean fallacy...at least I don't think you meant "having phallus-like qualities." Talk about a Freudian slip!

On the topic: Gotta love the tolerance, mocking someone's spiritual beliefs as a "LOLZ." So much narrow-mindedness in the world, no wonder we can't get along.

And I'm upset that you made me use the term "LOLZ."

When Bachmans religious faith may interfear with my life liberty and pesuit of happiness the only option is to be intolerant, i refuse to live in a theocracy

[redsoxx11]

Nice blend of two entirely different religious groups. That is like saying Open-Minded Athiest. They just don't mix.

Bit under staffed in the critical thinking departmemt? Try thinking out side the box a little, obviously there isnt a literal christian taliban but fundy xstains would have no problem instituing the christian fundementalist version of sharia law here in the U.S. Hence then combination of the 2 groups. I cant believe i had to explain that to you. Let me know if you need any lessons on how magnets work next.

[mrveggieman]

Bit under staffed in the critical thinking departmemt? Try thinking out side the box a little, obviously there isnt a literal christian taliban but fundy xstains would have no problem instituing the christian fundementalist version of sharia law here in the U.S. Hence then combination of the 2 groups. I cant believe i had to explain that to you. Let me know if you need any lessons on how magnets work next.

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Yes I believe in God but I would hate to live in a fundementalist religious state that dosen't accept religious deversity. My God aren't these same people who want a christian taliban here the same people who are in support of an illegal war in Iraq so they can have religious freedom? I guess that the only want religious freedom for those who follow religion they believe in.

[OnePimpTiger]

When Bachmans religious faith may interfear with my life liberty and pesuit of happiness the only option is to be intolerant, i refuse to live in a theocracy

Cuz we're teetering on the edge, right?

Out of curiosity: How would her faith interfere with your life, liberty, and pursuit of happiness?

[tutall]

Bit under staffed in the critical thinking departmemt? Try thinking out side the box a little, obviously there isnt a literal christian taliban but fundy xstains would have no problem instituing the christian fundementalist version of sharia law here in the U.S. Hence then combination of the 2 groups. I cant believe i had to explain that to you. Let me know if you need any lessons on how magnets work next.

You have got to be kidding me... we are far far from a christian state. What part of it has you caught up? The gay rights? The abortion? I mean... other than a few christian thoughts most laws that are made have nothing to do with religion at all. It isnt like they are asking you to stop what you are doing and bow and pray 3 times a day... Honestly.. what would interfere anything in your life if bachman wins?

[andrewhoya]

You have got to be kidding me... we are far far from a christian state. What part of it has you caught up? The gay rights? The abortion? I mean... other than a few christian thoughts most laws that are made have nothing to do with religion at all. It isnt like they are asking you to stop what you are doing and bow and pray 3 times a day... Honestly.. what would interfere anything in your life if bachman wins?

Wow, well said!