Fortune Cookie Rant

[Gtbballer20]

LMAO right now!!!!

[tikitomoka]

One time I was out with about 5 friends, when they brought out the fortune cookies we all grabbed one. One of my friends who is a big fella opened up his cookie and got this angry look on his face and stormed out. We were all befuddled as to what was going on. We took a look at his fortune and it said "You will have a big family." We all started cracking up, he did not take it as funny.

[jsox]

gotta love the cookie. some of those dang fortunes, though, just make you go "wha-??"

[gladdyontherise]

i got a stupid one friday...

"you will step on soils of many countries" what kind of fake fortune is that?!?!

[jsox]

gladdy man, that sounds kinda like you're gonna be the last man standing one day, conquering the world (LOL)
you better watch it, hope a you don't pull a John Connor (PM me back if you get that)

[gladdyontherise]

gladdy man, that sounds kinda like you're gonna be the last man standing one day, conquering the world (LOL)
you better watch it, hope a you don't pull a John Connor (PM me back if you get that)

i didnt get it..lol

i ont even like being on planes, i've only been to Canada & Mexico as far as other countries, i'm not a flyer, scared to death of it

[jsox]

oh, i meant it as Terminator (ya know, John Connor, unexpected boy, rules the human race one day in fight against machines)
fortune said you'd step in the soils of other countries.
lol jus a joke.
but yea you couldn't get me on a plane worth ****

[MCXC1987]

My mom once got one that said:
"Help!! I'm stuck in a fortune cookie factory"

I've gotten one that said:
"In God we trust, but friends must pay in cash"

[smb1967x]

I got an intriguing fortune last week:

Remember three months from this date. Good things are in store for you.

[ensbergcollector]

true story:

3 days before I was to propose to my wife, we went out for chinese and and she got this fortune:

"accept the next proposition you receive"

it took everything I had not to make some kind of reaction.