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06-20-2009, 08:50 PM #1
Dumb Things That People Have Said
You have to be there for it to count.
Today I was at home, and my mom was going to take me to lunch...
"Hey, are you ready to go get a round pizza?"
Me: (Sarcasm) "No, I want a pentagonal pizza."
Another time our principal came in to tell us that one of our teachers had cancer (R.I.P.), and one of the kids raises his hand and says, "Do we still have the test tomorrow?"
Wow! We all really care about a test right now!
There are many more, but I can't think of them right now.
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06-20-2009, 09:00 PM #2
My friend Andrew in lunch in 10th grade...
"Hey guys, look at the girl on the hot crutches..."
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06-20-2009, 09:28 PM #3
I had a supervisor call yesterday from an extremely angry customer (I work for Bank of America, FYI)....and when I came on the phone he said to me...
"My name is Brian Hill. That's H-I-L-L. And I have a problem...."
Really, sir? As opposed to Hill being spelled another way?
Why would you spell hill to me? I doubt there's a single person in this entire world who couldn't actually spell hill.
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06-20-2009, 11:26 PM #4
staying with the bank theme... I have customers call all the time and i ask for a account or social security number. One lady, after dialing our number, told me she didnt trust us and she wanted us to look her up by name.... Little did she know, when i pull up your profile i have access to both account and social right there....
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06-20-2009, 11:43 PM #5
Ha. Some people just don't know how much other people know about you. It's scary when you think about it.
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06-20-2009, 11:52 PM #6
how is that dumb? he was doing a favor for the rest of your friends
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06-20-2009, 11:56 PM #7
when I was in high school, we were studying the civil war. Teacher asks what the line was called that divided north from south. My hand and two others go up. She asks one of them and she answers "the equator?" when the teacher says no, the other hand besides mine goes down.
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06-21-2009, 12:24 AM #8
hahahaha omg that is too funny
one time in ap gov't we were debating the war in iraq. one razor sharp student said we shouldn't be over there right now because we've never interfered there before. I had the honor of explaining some history to her..
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06-21-2009, 12:33 AM #9
I think I heard this somewhere one time
"Obama for Change!"
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06-21-2009, 12:39 AM #10
Well..
he meant to say:
"Look at the hot girl on crutches"
He did say:
"Look at the girl on the hot crutches"...
Also my buddy Joe (jmdorsey on SCF) when asked about the "prime minister" once said:
"Prime Minister...isnt that like the opposite of the equator?"
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