CHIT-CHAT FF: Week 2 Wrap Up

[OnePimpTiger]

Posted a new poll on the league site.

Some players came back to earth in Week 2, while a few others took off. Big game players dominated the scene again, resulting in a lot of blowouts...again.

Recap of the Match ups

Novacaine @ TRUCKER EFFECT!! - Novacaine's players drank too much the night before their game and Trucker Effect's players ate three bowls of Wheaties before theirs. And Chris Johnson took 3 hits of speed. The Truckers hand Novacaine the Loss of the Week award and the commish is still looking for his first win. Luckily (hopefully), Ric Flair is waiting to give it to him this week. Novacaine also takes home a share of the Worst Start of the Week trophy for Josh Morgan posting 0 points.

The Pope's Pillagers @ RI The 11 Dwarves - The closest game of the week resulted in the Pope joining Novacaine in the 0-2 hole. If he had started his bench, he would have won easily (118 points...won the Pope the Bench of the Week trophy at least)...or if he had just started Philip Rivers instead of Jason Campbell. Really? Campbell over Rivers?

Stratusfaction @ PABS!!! - Tony Romo came back down to earth, but Andre Johnson and Dallas Clark more than picked up the slack, posting 20+ points each and leading LA to a 2-0 start. Greg Jennings of the PABS!!! joins Josh Morgan on the Worst Start of the Week trophy.

Blunts @ Hellbillies - A lot of trash talking before this game (basically because Red never shuts up), but the Blunts backed up their claims 100%. The Hellbillies skill players all post solid days, but it's not enough to overcome Frank Gore's 200+ yard day and Carson Palmer returning to his old form. Blunts move to 1-1 and the Hellbillies, one of the pre-season favorites, drops to 0-2.

Victors @ Ric Flair's Back - Probably the most boring game of the week...a whole lot of mediocre. The Victors move to 2-0 behind Matt Ryan's first 3 TD game of his career and That Thing drops to 0-2.

Ramrod @ 'Horns - Ronnie Brown doesn't get much help from his Ramrod teammates w/the Vikings D/ST being the 2nd highest scorer on the team. The 'Horns get solid play all around to take the week, both teams moving to 1-1.

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WEEKLY AWARDS

Bench of the Week - Pope's Pillagers - 118 points
Worst Start of the Week - Holy Roller Novacaine - Josh Morgan (0 points) and • PABS!!! - Greg Jennings (0 points)
Worst Loss of the Week - Holy Roller Novacaine - 131-64 to FULL TRUCKER EFFECT!!

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Weekly Position Winner:
RB - FULL TRUCKER EFFECT!! - Chris Johnson (45 points)

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SCF Throwdown: The Official SCF Chit-Chat Fantasy Football League

STANDINGS (Team Name - SCF Member):

Cap'n Crunch Division:

1 - Los Angeles Stratusfaction - JesRey - 2-0
1 - FULL TRUCKER EFFECT!! - JeRmZ - 2-0
1 - RI The 11 Dwarves - StainLss - 2-0
4 - • PABS!!! - Star_Cards - 1-1
5 - That Thing On Ric Flairs Back - jaybird_1981 - 0-2
5 - Holy Roller Novacaine - OnePimpTiger - 0-2

Fruit Loops Division:

1 - Hail To The Victors - rchurchward - 2-0
2 - Team Ramrod - tutall - 1-1
2 - The 'Horns - Aikman_TheGreat - 1-1
2 - Philly Blunts - RedGoneWILD - 1-1
5 - Texas Hellbillies - RenegadeLonghorn - 0-2
5 - The Pope's Pillagers - spoodini - 0-2

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I decided to start up a Chit-Chat Fantasy Football league this year...because obviously we need something else to talk trash about around here.

I hand picked the owners based on frequency of posts in Chit-Chat, quality of posts/threads, how long they've been hanging around in here, length of membership, and just generally looking for all around good Chit-Chat members (aka "patsies"). Basically, I wanted to reward our good members with a fun little extra. I know what you're thinking...reward them with a beatdown in Fantasy Football? And I see the point, but at least they'll have a little bit of fun while I'm racking up the wins and taking home the trophy.

If you weren't picked, please don't take offense, I mean nothing by it. These are just the first people that pop into my head when I think good Chit-Chat posters.

So this thread is to be used for all the best parts of Fantasy Football...the trash talking, bragging, humiliation, ritualistic hazing, etc. I'll also try to keep it up to date with all the league info (ie draft time, draft results, current team rosters, transactions, standings, etc.).

And although I realize it's very possible, even likely, that everyone else really couldn't care less about this, I'm hoping that other Chit-Chat members will pop in to cheer on their favorite team, dog the rest, and basically just join in on the fun.

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ROSTERS

Holy Roller Novacaine - OnePimpTiger

QB Aaron Rodgers, GB
RB Matt Forte, Chi RB
RB Kevin Smith, Det
WR Reggie Wayne, Ind
WR Santana Moss, Was
WR/TE Eddie Royal, Den
TE Dustin Keller, NYJ
D/ST Jets D/ST
K Mason Crosby, GB
Bench Knowshon Moreno, Den RB
Bench Chris Wells, Ari RB
Bench Laveranues Coles, Cin WR
Bench Josh Morgan, SF WR
Bench Kerry Collins, TEN QB
Bench Michael Jenkins, Atl WR
Bench Brent Celek, Phi TE
Bench Chansi Stuckey, NYJ WR
Bench Cadillac Williams, TB RB

FULL TRUCKER EFFECT!! - JeRmZ

QB Jay Cutler, Chi
RB Chris Johnson, Ten
RB Pierre Thomas, NO
WR Calvin Johnson, Det WR
WR Lee Evans, Buf WR
WR/TE Percy Harvin, Min WR
TE Greg Olsen, Chi TE
D/ST Chargers D/ST
K Matt Prater, Den
Bench Derrick Ward, TB RB
Bench Steve Breaston, Ari WR
Bench Chris Chambers, SD
Bench Joe Flacco, Bal QB
Bench Todd Heap, BAL TE
Bench Peyton Hillis, Den RB
Bench Bernard Scott, Cin RB
Bench Davone Bess, Mia WR
Bench Mike Bell, NO RB

RI The 11 Dwarves - StainLss

QB Drew Brees, NO
RB Thomas Jones, NYJ
RB Jonathan Stewart, Car
WR Wes Welker, NE
WR DeSean Jackson, Phi
WR/TE Kevin Walter, Hou
TE Zach Miller, Oak
D/ST Giants D/ST
K Ryan Longwell, Min
Bench Benjamin Watson, NE TE
Bench Willis McGahee, Bal RB
Bench Michael Clayton, TB WR
Bench Patrick Crayton, Dal WR
Bench Panthers D/ST, Car D/ST
Bench Chad Pennington, Mia QB
Bench Nick Folk, Dal K
Bench Tashard Choice, Dal RB
Bench Edgerrin James, Ari RB

Los Angeles Stratusfaction - JesRey

QB Tony Romo, Dal
RB DeAngelo Williams, Car
RB Marshawn Lynch, Buf
WR Andre Johnson, Hou
WR Terrell Owens, Buf
WR/TE Jerricho Cotchery, NYJ
TE Dallas Clark, Ind
D/ST Eagles D/ST
K Rob Bironas, Ten
Bench Ahmad Bradshaw, NYG RB
Bench Fred Taylor, NE RB
Bench Eli Manning, NYG QB
Bench Dolphins D/ST
Bench Michael Crabtree, SF WR
Bench Byron Leftwich, TB QB
Bench Isaac Bruce, SF WR
Bench Antwaan Randle-El, Wash WR
Bench Robert Royal, Cle TE

That Thing On Ric Flairs Back - jaybird_1981

QB Matt Schaub, Hou
RB Steve Slaton, Hou
RB Brian Westbrook, Phi
WR Brandon Marshall, Den
WR Devin Hester, Chi
WR/TE Donald Driver, GB
TE Jason Witten, Dal
D/ST Cowboys D/ST
K Kris Brown, Hou
Bench LenDale White, Ten RB
Bench Derrick Mason, Bal WR
Bench Rashard Mendenhall, Pit RB
Bench Justin Gage, Ten WR
Bench Kevin Boss, NYG TE
Bench Shonn Greene, NYJ RB
Bench Nate Burleson, Sea WR
Bench Robert Meachem, NO WR
Bench Brett Favre, MIN QB

• PABS!!! - Star_Cards

QB Matt Hasselbeck, Sea
RB Maurice Jones-Drew, Jac
RB Cedric Benson, Cin
WR Greg Jennings, GB
WR Anquan Boldin, Ari
WR/TE Vincent Jackson, SD
TE Antonio Gates, SD
D/ST Colts D/ST
K Neil Rackers, Ari
Bench LeSean McCoy, Phi RB
Bench Julius Jones, Sea RB
Bench Lance Moore, NO WR
Bench Trent Edwards, Buf QB
Bench Jerome Harrison, Cle RB
Bench Miles Austin, Dal WR
Bench T.J. Duckett, Sea RB
Bench James Davis, Cle RB
Bench Le'Ron McClain, Bal RB

Philly Blunts - RedGoneWILD

QB Carson Palmer, Cin
RB Frank Gore, SF
RB Darren McFadden, Oak
WR Randy Moss, NE
WR Marques Colston, NO
WR/TE Ted Ginn Jr., Mia WR
TE Kellen Winslow, TB
D/ST Bears D/ST
K John Carney, NO
Bench Larry Johnson, KC RB
Bench Joseph Addai, Ind RB
Bench Ray Rice, Bal RB
Bench Mark Clayton, Bal WR
Bench Michael Bush, Oak RB
Bench Nate Washington, Ten WR
Bench Chris Henry, Cin WR
Bench Falcons D/ST
Bench Brady Quinn, Cle QB

Team Ramrod - tutall

QB Tom Brady, NE
RB Steven Jackson, StL
RB Ronnie Brown, Mia
WR Roy E. Williams, Dal
WR Antonio Bryant*, TB
WR/TE Hines Ward, Pit
TE Visanthe Shiancoe, Min
D/ST Vikings D/ST
K Jason Elam, Atl
Bench Donovan McNabb, Phi QB
Bench Matt Cassel, KC QB
Bench Earnest Graham, TB RB
Bench Kyle Orton, Den QB
Bench Ricky Williams, Mia RB
Bench Leon Washington, NYJ RB
Bench Laurence Maroney, NE RB
Bench Joey Galloway, NE WR
Bench Mark Bradley, KC WR

The Pope's Pillagers - spoodini

QB Philip Rivers, SD
RB Michael Turner, Atl
RB Clinton Portis, Was
WR Steve Smith, Car
WR Bernard Berrian, Min
WR/TE Owen Daniels, Hou TE
TE Tony Gonzalez, Atl
D/ST Titans D/ST
K Stephen Gostkowski, NE
Bench Darren Sproles, SD RB
Bench David Garrard, Jac QB
Bench Muhsin Muhammad, Car WR
Bench Shaun Hill, SF QB
Bench Jason Campbell, Was QB
Bench Cardinals D/ST
Bench Bryant Johnson, Det WR
Bench Glen Coffee, SF RB
Bench Steve Smith, NYG WR

Hail To The Victors - rchurchward

QB Matt Ryan, Atl
RB Brandon Jacobs, NYG
RB Ryan Grant, GB
WR Larry Fitzgerald, Ari
WR Dwayne Bowe, KC
WR/TE Torry Holt, Jac
TE John Carlson, Sea
D/ST Ravens D/ST
K Nate Kaeding, SD
Bench Willie Parker, Pit RB
Bench Jamal Lewis, Cle RB
Bench Donnie Avery, StL WR
Bench Kevin Curtis, Phi WR
Bench Javon Ringer, Ten RB
Bench Jeremy Maclin, Phi WR
Bench Justin Fargas, Oak RB
Bench Mike Walker, Jac WR
Bench Mark Sanchez, NYJ QB

Texas Hellbillies - RenegadeLonghorn

QB Peyton Manning, Ind
RB Adrian Peterson, Min
RB Reggie Bush, NO
WR Roddy White, Atl
WR Chad Ochocinco, Cin
WR/TE Anthony Gonzalez, Ind
TE Jeremy Shockey, NO
D/ST Steelers D/ST
K John Kasay, Car
Bench Tim Hightower, Ari RB
Bench Donald Brown, Ind RB
Bench Chester Taylor, Min RB
Bench Laurent Robinson, StL WR
Bench Jamaal Charles, KC RB
Bench Heath Miller, Pit TE
Bench Earl Bennett, Chi WR
Bench Packers D/ST
Bench Marc Bulger, StL QB

The 'Horns - Aikman_TheGreat

QB Kurt Warner, Ari
RB LaDainian Tomlinson, SD
RB Marion Barber, Dal
WR T.J. Houshmandzadeh, Sea
WR Braylon Edwards, Cle
WR/TE Santonio Holmes, Pit
TE Chris Cooley, Was
D/ST Texans D/ST
K David Akers, Phi
Bench Ben Roethlisberger, Pit QB
Bench Felix Jones, Dal RB
Bench Fred Jackson, Buf RB
Bench Domenik Hixon, NYG WR
Bench Jerious Norwood, Atl RB
Bench Ladell Betts, Was RB
Bench Kevin Kolb, Phi QB
Bench Correll Buckhalter, Den RB
Bench Devery Henderson, NO WR

[JeRmZ]

2-0 BABY and my first weekly award .....

Where is my Cookie!!?

[RedGoneWILD]

explain to me again why you get a trophy for highest bench scoring, but not for highest scoring? I should get the trophy, and pope's should get a trashcan

[RedGoneWILD]

and I spent like 10 whole minutes making this pic for ash....the world (or just SCF) must see it!!!

[OnePimpTiger]

explain to me again why you get a trophy for highest bench scoring, but not for highest scoring? I should get the trophy, and pope's should get a trashcan

Eh...highest scoring is just boring. Another thing you didn't suggest when I asked for input

[RedGoneWILD]

Eh...highest scoring is just boring. Another thing you didn't suggest when I asked for input

fair enough...i just want a trophy...and i would've got one for gore if not for chris johnson...maybe i'll just bench my best players next week and grab that one....but i guess i'll just have to settle for the trophy that comes with the league championship

that campbell for rivers switch was awesome...i heard matthew berry on espn sunday morning talking up campbell & garrard this week...since this season is all about me teaching everybody else, here goes another free lesson....if matthew berry says to start somebody, then you sit him...if he says to sit them, then you start them...do the opposite of what he says and you'll have a great season

[JeRmZ]

I think Red's gonna cry ...

You gonna cry Red? Huh Huh you gonna cry??

[OnePimpTiger]

fair enough...i just want a trophy...and i would've got one for gore if not for chris johnson...maybe i'll just bench my best players next week and grab that one....but i guess i'll just have to settle for the trophy that comes with the league championship

I can make a Whiniest Owner trophy if you want

that campbell for rivers switch was awesome...i heard matthew berry on espn sunday morning talking up campbell & garrard this week...since this season is all about me teaching everybody else, here goes another free lesson....if matthew berry says to start somebody, then you sit him...if he says to sit them, then you start them...do the opposite of what he says and you'll have a great season

I thought Campbell would be decent this week, but no way am I starting him over one of the most prolific passers in the league! I did make a similar bonehead move though, to take some of the heat off spoodini...I figured JaMarcus Russell should have a decent game against KC and I've never been high on Roethlisberger fantasy-wise, so I sat Ben and started JaMarcus. And sure enough, cost me the game. If I'd started Ben, I would have won by 6...as it was, I lost by 6. But, I will point out in my defense, Big Ben is not nearly the fantasy stud Rivers is.

[RedGoneWILD]

JeRmZ...only thing I'm going to cry over is when I have to make a tombstone for you like I did Ash

I can make a Whiniest Owner trophy if you want

i'll pass on that one....how about a trophy for the owner who busts the most chops...the one who talks more trash than a little bit...the one who has delusions of grandeur....wait a minute, that last one wasn't good.....ahh, nevermind

I thought Campbell would be decent this week, but no way am I starting him over one of the most prolific passers in the league! I did make a similar bonehead move though, to take some of the heat off spoodini...I figured JaMarcus Russell should have a decent game against KC and I've never been high on Roethlisberger fantasy-wise, so I sat Ben and started JaMarcus. And sure enough, cost me the game. If I'd started Ben, I would have won by 6...as it was, I lost by 6. But, I will point out in my defense, Big Ben is not nearly the fantasy stud Rivers is.

I absolutely love reading comments you write about your mancrushes....Philip Rivers has one great season and now he's "one of the most prolific passers in the league"....haha....must be that incredible Vincent Jackson he throws to...HAHAHAHA

and yes, the only time Rivers is better than Big Ben is in a fantasy game...cuz in real life, Ben owns him

[OnePimpTiger]

I absolutely love reading comments you write about your mancrushes....Philip Rivers has one great season and now he's "one of the most prolific passers in the league"....haha....must be that incredible Vincent Jackson he throws to...HAHAHAHA

Who's the #1 fantasy WR right now? And Rivers isn't one of the most prolific passers in the league? He was 5th in passing yards and tied for 1st in TDs last year and is leading the league in passing yards this year...what's not prolific?