Funny Caption Contest Time! Come On In & Prove That You Are Funny!

[JKC]

It is time for another funny caption contest! It is for those that are funny (or at least think they are). It is an easy contest, and the rules are very simple:

1. You can NOT have ANY warnings or infractions to enter this contest!
2. Add a funny caption to the picture below. Make sure you look over everyone else's before you post your's. In the event that the same winning answer is posted, the one who posted it first will win.
3. Please do NOT PM me your answers. Do a post/reply here with your caption in this contest thread. You can add a copy of the picture if you want. Also, do NOT "EDIT" your post. Any post that has been edited AFTER posting will be automatically disqualified from this contest!
4. You have from now and until the end of December 20th (eastern time) to post your entry. After that, the racing team will vote and choose the winner!

THIS CONTEST IS OPEN TO ANYONE ON THE SITE WITH THE EXCEPTION THAT NOBODY ON THE RACING TEAM CAN PARTICIPATE. SORRY!

So, that is about it. Not too much to it except for you have to be funny! Please keep it clean though and only one entry per person.

Good luck everyone, and here is the picture:

Almost forgot the prize! The winner will receive the following:

1 - 2003 Team Nabisco / Albertson’s - 5 card set

Again, good luck everyone!

[TheXsRacer]

"I appreciate you guys letting me take these with me.
My New Sponsor said I'm gonna have to do
Backflips if I win,
so I'll need all the energy I can get...."

[ajwest92]

Here is Tony Stewart recieving his parting gifts from Home Depot for ten years of being his main sponsor...a three month supply of Powerade and a push cart ride to his car.

[bgnfan4God]

Langano thought he got the deal with Home Depot. I've got all the good red Power-Ade only that nasty green kind left for next year.

[SHELBYSALEEN]

Tony is overheard saying this @#$% pallet jack moves faster than my car will next year.

[leemozoid]

Tony Stewart during jackman tryouts for his new team. The winner gets a job on the new Office Depot #14 Chevrolet Impala SS and a season's supply of Power Ade!

[pa43fan]

even being pushed by a pallet jack, tony still finishes ahead of jeff gordon.

[TheXsRacer]

even being pushed by a pallet jack, tony still finishes ahead of jeff gordon.

That is Funny......

I have a friend I keep a Running bet with. Every Race, If Gordon finishes ahead of Stewart I get a Mountain Dew, if Stewart Finishes ahead of Gordon I owe her 1......She owes me Big for 2008and will probably owe me a couple cases next year....Thats if LaFart can pull his head out of his buttttttttttt.......

2008 Standings
Jimmie Johnson 6684
Carl Edwards 6615
Greg Biffle 6467
Kevin Harvick 6408
Clint Bowyer 6381
Jeff Burton 6335
Jeff Gordon 6316
Denny Hamlin 6214
Tony Stewart 6202
Kyle Busch 6186
Matt Kenseth 6184
Dale Earnhardt Jr. 6127

[kcroyals24]

I should Keep smiling to get a good reputation but.... I HATE THE ORANGE POWERADE!!!

[wolf1bh]

Sorry, but...

1. You can NOT have ANY warnings or infractions to enter this contest!