FINALLY!! Bacon-flavored envelopes

[OnePimpTiger]

MMMMVelopes - Bacon Flavored Envelopes

How do we love the Bacon Salt guys, let us count the ways. First, they blessed us with Bacon Salt and our foods were never the same. Then, they blessed us with Baconnaise and our sandwiches and dips were forever transformed. Then - as if the first two weren't enough - they revolutionized microwave popcorn with BaconPop. (If you think regular popcorn smells awesome, we dare you to pop a bag of BaconPop and resist its siren call.) But they weren't done. Oh no. These guys are forever inventing new and awesome bacon products that will make everyone's lives 422% more awesome.
BACON!

MMMMvelopes are bacon envelopes. No, they're not made of bacon, but they look like a perfectly marbled piece of pork flesh. But that's not the best part! The best part is that when you lick these envelopes to seal your writings inside, the adhesive TASTES LIKE SCRUMTRULESCENT BACON. Seriously. No more envelopes that taste like finely aged butt cheese. No more tiny sponges dipped in water to avoid the taste of finely aged butt cheese. Lick your envelopes and lick them well, geek friends. Finally, a reason to send snail mail again!

[garnett_21]

I only have one G-rated word to say to this...WHY?!?!?!?!?

[Star_Cards]

nice. Maxim magazine has a fairly regular article called Bacon Porn and they show things like this made to look like bacon or odd things with bacon in them. lol

[MacGruber]

If I do my bills in the morning and have these, would this help count as breakfast?

[WilyWestbrook0]

Ironically, I clicked on this while eating bean with bacon soup, lol.

[Jaded]

def. gonna pick me up some bacon envelopes

[24redsfan]

i hope i get a trade with one of these!

[pootshwan]

Lol this is hilarious.

[Rybowski]

I can see my breakfast now. My g/f doesn't like bacon, so if she gets up before I do, I will have a glass of OJ and 3 bacon envelopes for breakfast.

[sportzoid]

Mailday just got tastier!