Sharpie Pens/markers

[jeffgordon]

I am looking for a gold Sharpie pen/marker to get autographs. I can't find them anywhere. I went to Stapples, Office Max, and Michael's. I'm not looking for the gold Sharpie PAINT pen. Where else can I try?

[timfsu2k]

Jo-Ann Fabrics. Don't ask me how I know.

[Titantron]

I think I can help you out here. You are going to need a tazer and a potato sack. Im going to make an educated guess that leprechauns only use these sharpies when they write. That probably explains the shortage of them. If I were you, I'd wait for it rain and go find myself a rainbow. Then id track that rainbow down to where it ends. Creep up on the leprechaun that will be sitting there at the end of that rainbow and Zap him with that tazer. Zap him several times. I have dealt with those little boogers before and they can be nasty. Stuff that Leprechaun into the potato sack and hang it from a tree. Then you beat that little guy with a stick until he tells you where his home is located and more impotantly where that no good little greedy booger is hoarding all of those gold sharpies. Then I'd set that sack on fire with him in it just to make sure his little butt never makes it back to staples and buys up all of the gold sharpies. Thats just what Id do. Seems like the easiest solution to your delima.

[timfsu2k]

I think I can help you out here. You are going to need a tazer and a potato sack. Im going to make an educated guess that leprechauns only use these sharpies when they write. That probably explains the shortage of them. If I were you, I'd wait for it rain and go find myself a rainbow. Then id track that rainbow down to where it ends. Creep up on the leprechaun that will be sitting there at the end of that rainbow and Zap him with that tazer. Zap him several times. I have dealt with those little boogers before and they can be nasty. Stuff that Leprechaun into the potato sack and hang it from a tree. Then you beat that little guy with a stick until he tells you where his home is located and more impotantly where that no good little greedy booger is hoarding all of those gold sharpies. Then I'd set that sack on fire with him in it just to make sure his little butt never makes it back to staples and buys up all of the gold sharpies. Thats just what Id do. Seems like the easiest solution to your delima.

One problem, Tazers have zero effect on leprechauns. Trust me, I've tried it before. Gotta go with the mace.

Also, seriously, Jo-Ann Fabrics has the gold sharpies.

[dan5]

Target also have a variety pack of different colors that has a gold in it which are also markers. They aren't Sharpies, they are called Elementz. If the Gold Sharpies are anything like the Silver Sharpies they are garbage.

What are you trying to get signed that you need a silver?

[Titantron]

One problem, Tazers have zero effect on leprechauns. Trust me, I've tried it before. Gotta go with the mace.

Also, seriously, Jo-Ann Fabrics has the gold sharpies.

I think you have them mixed up with oompa Loompas. I know tazers dont work on them, but nothing else really works either. They are pretty much invincible.