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    Arrow Best Menopause Question Ever...........

    Q:
    How many women with MENOPAUSE does it take to change a light
    bulb?

    Woman's Answer:
    One!
    ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this
    house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They
    don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out.
    And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the #&%! light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CABINET for the past 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find them, 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!!

    AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER
    THE FREAKING LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!!

    BECAUSE NO ONE EVER
    PICKS UP OR CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS PLACE! AND
    DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHO CHANGES
    THE TOILET PAPER ROLL !!

    I'm sorry...What was the question

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    Not very funny and its kind of sexist as well as asserting a negative stereotype upon all women. And why do you always have to type in giant fonts.

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    To be fair, there are a lot of jokes like this about men as well, not to mention other types of groups. But yeah, they are rarely funny IMO because human beings who are walking stereotypes hardly ever are. For me, humor needs to be unexpected for it to work.

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    If u need humor, read/watch/listen to any current Vikings news!!!
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    Not very funny and its kind of sexist as well as asserting a negative stereotype upon all women. And why do you always have to type in giant fonts.

    It is actually quite funny. I know why he is typing in large font, it is part of the joke. The woman is actually getting more heated as she speaks so it gets larger as the JOKE goes. BTW, women go thru this not men.

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    I thought it was funny. It not only makes fun of the woman's reaction, but also pokes fun at the attitudes of men in dealing with household chores. People need to lighten up sometimes.

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    If u need humor, read/watch/listen to any current Vikings news!!!
    LOL

    How can any one find humor in the Favre allegations. Thats just disturbing

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    How can any one find humor in the Favre allegations. Thats just disturbing

    You know you are assuming that. He could be talking about the Moss/Childress situation which also involves the Owner not giving the coach permission to fire Moss.

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    You know you are assuming that. He could be talking about the Moss/Childress situation which also involves the Owner not giving the coach permission to fire Moss.

    This thread deals with a female issues and so its kinda obvious what they were spiking at

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    This thread deals with a female issues and so its kinda obvious what they were spiking at

    It wasn't obvious to me and still isn't, because it's a Joke! But you take it however you want and I will continue to laugh at the original post.

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