Funny Puns?

[tennisdevils]

let me know if you have any! My favorite is:
I went to a seafood disco last week...and pulled a mussel.

[duane1969]

When William joined the army he disliked the phrase 'fire at will'.

[marekschwarz33]

I love puns, these are all pretty punny:

Which president was least guilty? Lincoln. He is in a cent

A murderer had heartburn because of something the assassinate.

The best vitamin for making friends is B-1

When chemists die, we barium.

[andrewhoya]

I love puns, these are all pretty punny:

Which president was least guilty? Lincoln. He is in a cent

A murderer had heartburn because of something the assassinate.

The best vitamin for making friends is B-1

When chemists die, we barium.

[tennisdevils]

I love puns, these are all pretty punny:

Which president was least guilty? Lincoln. He is in a cent

A murderer had heartburn because of something the assassinate.

The best vitamin for making friends is B-1

When chemists die, we barium.

really like the chemists one. bump for more puns!

[reggie_miller_fan]

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.

I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.

Did you hear about these new reversible jackets? I'm excited to see how they turn out.

I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.