Random thoughts.

[Kosmo kards]

People make a big deal out of everything. Yeah so I was in the produce section at the grocery store yelling at a pineapple, big deal. I don't trust food with a defense mechanism.

[magic_bobcat]

I always wondered if midgets took children's portions of medicine

[Frantiic]

why is it impossible to lick your own elbow?

[Kosmo kards]

I always wondered if midgets took children's portions of medicine

I like that. That is something I have never thought about. The best part of being a midget would be going in a baby stroller smoking a cigar.

why is it impossible to lick your own elbow?

I tried to do it after I read this, can't do it. Mr. Fantastic could though.

[Kosmo kards]

Answering the same letter four times or more in a row on the S.A.T. is insanity.

[theonedru]

If cockroaches can survive a nuclear blast, what the heck do they put in Raid?

[theonedru]

2 men walk into a bar the 1st man says " I will have some H2O" the 2nd man says " I will have some H2O too", the 2nd man dies.......

[CarlosBeltran3]

Why can't all pro sports players show any loyalty?

[Kosmo kards]

Also, I am done at Blu-Ray!!!!!!!!!!!!! If they come out with a new better version I don't care!!!!!!!!!!!!

[pghin08]

2 men walk into a bar the 1st man says " I will have some H2O" the 2nd man says " I will have some H2O too", the 2nd man dies.......

lol.