?? How funny are you ??

[ildd]

It's Game 7 of the Stanley Cup Final, and a man makes his way to his seat right at center ice. He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks his neighbor if someone will be sitting there. "No" says the neighbor. "The seat is empty." "This is incredible," said the man. "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Stanley Cup and not use it?" The neighbor says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Stanley Cup we haven't been to together since we got married." "Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. That's terrible... But couldn't you find someone else, a friend or relative, or even a neighbor to take the seat?" The man shakes his head. "No,” he says. “They're all at the funeral."

That's so messed up

[orangedolphin]

What do you get when you cross a turkey and a centipede?.....Enough drumsticks for everyone!!!!!!!

[wickedroller]

Obama

[Triple Peanut]

did you hear about the award winning scarecrow?
he was outstanding in his field

[orangedolphin]

What did 1 casket say to the other casket with a cold?.........Is that you coffin!!!!

[Frantiic]

One day a blonde was driving down the highway when she saw another blonde on the side of the road trying to row in a boat. The blonde pulled over and said "You know it's people like you that give us blondes a bad name, if I knew how to swim I'd come out there and kick your ***".

[Joncamburn]

What did the snail say when he was riding on the turtles back?


WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE E!!!!!

[steve_morgan]

I don't know why, when someone says something can't be compared, they say its like apples and oranges. Those can be compared.. Uh, they are both fruits.

Why not use something like apples and poverty? Of course those can be compared also. They both keep the doctor away.

[joepapamama]

Women's Rights

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Women's Rights

I see what you did there