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06-29-2012, 11:58 PM #31BANNED
2 men walk into a bar the first man says " I will have some h2o The 2nd man says " I will have some h2o too ", the 2nd man dies.................
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06-30-2012, 12:36 AM #32
Don't be racist, be like Mario! He's an Italian plummer Created by Japanese people who speaks English, looks like a Mexican, runs like a Jamaican, jumps like a black man, likes white women, and grabs coins like a Jew.
Sticking with un politically correct jokes...
If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear it, why is there a tree in the kitchen?
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06-30-2012, 01:59 AM #33
How did the hipster burn his tongue?
He sipped his coffee before it was cool.
Two eggs are in a frying pan. One of them says, "Sure is hot in here."
The other one replies, "Oh my God, a talking egg!"
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06-30-2012, 07:42 AM #34
How do you kill a circus?
Go for the juggler
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06-30-2012, 07:43 AM #35
This is one of my slightly more morbid ones.
Why did little Lucy fall off the swing?
We cut her arms and legs off.
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06-30-2012, 09:40 AM #36Advisor
Why did Lucy fall off the swing?
She had no arms
Knock Knock.
Whose there?
Not lucy.
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06-30-2012, 10:16 AM #37
why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house
knock knock.
who's there?
chicken
(star wars humor) what is the temperature inside a tauntaun? luke warm
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06-30-2012, 10:52 AM #38
Well played
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06-30-2012, 04:05 PM #39
What has two legs and bleeds profusely?
Half a kitten.
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06-30-2012, 05:27 PM #40
what do you call a cow with no legs? ....... ground beef
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Originally Posted by magic_bobcat 
