Buy a non-auto'd Dak card and forge his signature ... that's no less legit than his autopen cards ...

In all seriousness, I would say just snap up what you want on eBay and in a non Probstein/Pwcc auction as you will most likely pay the least amount of money that way.

I have no qualms with buying from Prob/PWCC if they have a card I want but auctions through them usually run higher than an auction through some eBay'er with a (50) feedback, etc.

I've noticed the same on some Prob/PWCC auctions as well. The bidding can be fishy on these. As in, smart bidders would not have placed such bids, especially right after a 7 day auction started. Call it what it is.