You Know You're A Card Collector When . . .

[Thick McRunfast]

I'll start this thread. Then you add to the list. Let's see how many good ones we can come up with.

You Know You're A Card Collector When . . .

(1) You have a closet devoted to your card collection.
(2) You have a room devoted to your card collection.
(3) That section of your home smells like cardboard.
(4) Your local school asks if you can spare any binders.
(5) You carry your commuter pass, driver's license, and credit cards in separate Ultra-Pros.
(6) You sort your commuter pass, driver's license, and credit cards in alphabetical order.
(7) To you, 1/3 is not a fraction, but it's probably going to be hard to find.
(8) You've traded for a custom card.
(9) You've created a custom card.
(10) You've put yourself on a custom card.
(11) You know that foil is not just for the kitchen.
(12) You know what acetate is, even though you're not a chemist.
(13) You know what a die-cut is, even though you're not a machinist.
(14) You own some CMYK plates, even though you don't work in a printing facility.
(15) A "box break" isn't what you do to a cardboard box before you put it in the recycle bin.

[dragonslayer913]

16) You open a blaster box while sitting in the parking lot at the local Walmart