Free contest + Free cards Just answer the question

[sk1222]

So I was bored and decided to have a contest and give something away. My contest is based on the fact that I checked my bulk mail folder yesterday and I had 478 unread emails, and they were all useless. (trying to keep it clean) So, here is the contest. I want to know what the best-worst email is that you ever received. You know, all those emails you never asked for but got, or maybe really you did ask for it, got it, and it was really bad. Anything from ads to spoofs, to ripoffs, to chain letters, to just plain bad. I don’t want your email addy, and I don’t want to give mine to have my box filled up with more. Just copy the boby and the subject line and post them here. (Lets stay away from triple x sites, any raunchy photos, and expletives, stuff that will get this thread cancelled)

The winner(s) (if we get a lot I will pick more than one winner), having the best of the worst, will receive either some free cards from your favorite team or a game used card. Nothing that will make you rich, but free and I even cover the postage. Its as close to something for nothing as I can make it. I will let this run for a bit to make sure you have time to check your email cause I know the kind Im looking for don’t stay in peoples mailboxes long. You can enter as many as you want, put please only 1 per post.

The contests length will be based on how well it goes, I can always run another and give away more if it goes well, but I need at least 10 people to enter to make it official. Hopefully no longer than a week or two and will have enough to choose a winner from. Thanks


Please see my example a few post down, thanks and keep them coming.

[Phathugo2467]

Best: Discount cheese available in your area
Worst:You've won a mcdonalds gift card

[dviv17]

Best(if you mean funniest): Check your breasts for cancer today! (I'm male)
Worst: You've won a steak dinner!!!

I actually have gotten those two before, lol.

[hoeser]

Best: Join BBW Personals......I am not kidding.....LOL!!!!!!
Worst: You have won the (insert country here) lottery....I hate those stupid emails!!
Great contest!
Steve

[gosoxx777]

worst:Upperdeck savings store discount (YUCK)
Best: Join the NAACP (also known as the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People)

[sk1222]

These are good, but I am trying to make a funny list out of these so please give me the exact subject line, and then the exact words in the email. Just copy and paste. Those all count though ahead of this and thanks.

And Im only looking for the worst one.

The prize go to the person who has the worst (best worst email get it?)

[sk1222]

Here is an example (and it doesnt count toward the prize) this is exactly what I just got in, doesn't make sense and isnt even typed right. Plus I don't know what the crap at the end means.

Email subject: IMPORTANT: no char

Email (not a mistake it started like this)

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[Stl_Cardinals_Fan]

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Well, of course you havent, said Hermione briskly, Ive only just
started it.
Yeah? said Ron in mild surprise. How many members have you got?

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This is not part of the email, this is my personal advise to all the members here. Don't ever click on a link given in a Spam email. It cna lead to viruses. Again...do not click on links in Spam emails

[darthtampon]

From
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[nightofthelivingc]

this is just part of one i got from a place called t shirt hell:

Sorry to hear about your mother. Don't worry, you'll find out soon enough. At
least she got one last crappy card and a bunch of wilted daisies! We've got a
great new thing filled with all the latest info on Paris, Barry, and of course,
it's chock full of hate. Not to mention our latest batch of new shirts. See
Buckwheat in a new light, push your alcoholism to the limit, or you just let
everyone know that the world is your eating disorder. There's also a new baby
shirt, just in case you can no longer convince people that potato sack your
child's wearing is a statement on society. So, check out all of that stuff.
Because if you don't, the ghost of Richard Nixon will lick you where you stink:
and I don't mean in the bathroom.