The Man is watching!

[BCUS28]

Department of Labor Statistics

The population of this country is 300 million.

160 million are retired.

That leaves 140 million to do the work.

There are 85 million in school.

Which leaves 55 million to do the work.

Of this there are 35 million employed by the federal government.

Leaving 15 million to do the work.

2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Osama Bin-Laden.

Which leaves 12.2 million to do the work.

Take from that total the 10.8 million people who work for state and city governments. And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.

At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals.

Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.

Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.

That leaves just two people to do the work.

You and me.

And there you are,

sitting on your bum,

at your computer, reading jokes.

Nice - Real nice.

Make me do all the work...

[JeRmZ]

hahahah that's good ... I am sending it to all my friends right now!

[theproudestmonkey]

Department of Labor Statistics

The population of this country is 300 million.

160 million are retired.

That leaves 140 million to do the work.

There are 85 million in school.

Which leaves 55 million to do the work.

Of this there are 35 million employed by the federal government.

Leaving 15 million to do the work.

2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Osama Bin-Laden.

Which leaves 12.2 million to do the work.

Take from that total the 10.8 million people who work for state and city governments. And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.

At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals.

Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.

Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.

That leaves just two people to do the work.

You and me.

And there you are,

sitting on your bum,

at your computer, reading jokes.

Nice - Real nice.

Make me do all the work...

good stuff!! only problem is it would be you and 5 million as the math is off, so now i gotta go edit this thing before sending it on, lol

[BCUS28]

Ahhh, good catch monkey, I didn't even realize that lol

[abcdefg]

i was just going to say the same thing with the math :)

[spydermat]

great stuff!

[mikesilvia]

Good one! Unless Osama is here in Hawaii I am not going to kill him though. instead I am here protecting the islands against another Japanese attack, this time through tourism. Off to the beaches with my binoculars!

[Steven]

I cant believe you guys actually realized the math was off...lol....I didnt really pay attention...Good job guys! lol