What do retired people do?

[mikesilvia]

Got this in an e-mail today. Old, but always fun!

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.

Well, for example, the other day I went downtown and went into a shop.

I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. I went up to him and said, Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a break"? He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a "Nazi." He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires.


So I called him a "doughnut eating Gestapo." He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. Personally, I didn't care. I came downtown on the bus and the car that he was putting the tickets on had a bumper sticker that said "Hilary in '08". I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's important to my health.

[doniceage]

That is hilarious. Just got to feel for the person who was getting all the tickets if something like this ever happened.

DON

[Bondsaway]

LOL I need to remember that.

[Shayne1911]

That was really funny!

[ashley832]

That gave me quite a laugh. :)

Ashley=)

[etmill01]

I got a good laugh from it, very funny..Thanks Ed

[randallcards]

when i seen the title i was gonna say in response to ask Don!~

[Chuck-17]

when i seen the title i was gonna say in response to ask Don!~

Don is not the REALLY old one for that you need to ask George. But speak really loud so he can hear you.