Mike Vick: A True Genius...WAKEUP!

[hagansp]

APPARENTLY, VICK STILL HAS POT MONEY

With his NFL career in shambles and his marketing potential in the O.J. Simpson ballpark, Falcons quarterback Mike Vick apparently has enough cash on hand to afford to tango from time to time with a Mexican girl named Mary Jane.

Per published reports, Vick has tested positive for marijuana.

Vick is subject to testing as one of the terms of his release on bond while awaiting sentencing for federal conspiracy charges, to which he pleaded guilty last month. His failure to maintain a bladder full of clean urine is somewhat surprising, since he knows that he is subject to testing.

And, like a guy who tests positive at the scouting combine, the fact that Vick tested positive when he knew he was going to be tested means that either Vick is really stupid, or that he has a problem. (Some would say "both.")

Specifically, a specimen that Vick submitted on September 13 generated a positive result. As a result of the result (man, I need to get a thesaurus), Judge Henry Hudson has ordered Vick to home confinement from 10:00 p.m. until 6:00 a.m., and has required him to wear a certain piece of jewelry on his ankle that will alert the authorities if Vick should leave his residence.

And he won't be able to carry this piece of jewelry in his water bottle with the secret compartment -- unless he can fit his foot and leg in there, too.

We've yet to research whether the positive test has an impact on the application of the federal sentencing guidelines that Hudson will use to determine the penatly to impose on Vick come December 10. But regardless of whether the incident factors into the equation that will control the number of months that Mike will spend as a guest of Uncle Sam, Vick's failure to stay away from smoking pot during this critical juncture of his life won't be likely to persuade Judge Hudson to exercise any discretion in Vick's favor.

[CaliforniaSoxfan]

He'll never play in the NFL again. After he serves his time in Georgia he's probably going to have to serve time in Virginia as well.

[Ripken8fan55]

What a dork! With all that`s going on around him he does that?? With the state charges being filed I think maybe it is the end of the road for Mr. Vick. Shame.

Tom

[RasheanMachine727]

Ron Mexico Does it AGAIN LMAO...

[NiteWolf777]

since his home is in virginia, think federal guidelines is to house prisoners within 500 miles of their home....14 fed prisons that house guys like him and one of them just happens to be like, 10 minutes for me...ya know, if they stick him in the place near me, i may have to go visit him, just to laugh.

[doniceage]

Perhaps he is working on a a third remake of the LONGEST YARD.

p.s. He definitely not getting any GOLD STARS for his I.Q., P.R. moves, etc. A waste of talent but glad to see he finally being treated like he should a nobody. As when his football glory days are out of the picture he will be just a regular person out on the street. Shall be funny to see how many friends rally around him. His so called friends didn't rally around him when the it came time to snitch so doubt he will have much support when his time in the BIG HOUSE is over.

DON