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11-01-2007, 05:12 PM #1
funny email
one of my closest friends lives in pittsburgh, so i get all kinds of crazy emails from him (ya know....steelers/browns, steelers/bengals, the city of cleveland smells, etc)....figured id share this one (of course i always edit them out and send them off with skins references instead of steelers references, so feel free to edit with your fav team and pass it on!!)....will try and remember to post more of these when i get them if you guys enjoy them.
John Madden was in New England to announce a football game one weekend when he noticed a special telephone
near the Patriots' bench. He asked QB Brady what it was used for and was told it was a hotline to God.
John asked if he could use it. Brady replied, 'Sure, but it will cost you $200. John scratched his head,
then thought, what the heck, I could use some help p icking games. He pulled out his wallet and paid $200.
John's picks were perfect that week. The next week, John was in Indianapolis when he noticed that same kind
of phone on the Colts bench. He asked what the telephone was for and Manning told him, 'It's a hotline to God
if you want to use it, it will cost you $500.' Recalling the previous week, John pulled out his wallet and
made the call. John's picks were perfect again that week. Last weekend, John was in Pittsburgh , when he noticed
the same kind of telephone by the Steelers ' bench. He asked Ben Roethlisberger, 'Is that the hotline to God?'
Roethlisberger said, 'Yes, and if you want to use it, it will cost you 50 cents.' John looked incredulously at
Roethlisberger and said, 'Wait a second, I just paid $200 in New England and $500 in Indianapolis to use the same
phone to God! Why do the Steelers only charge 50 cents?' Roethlisberger replied, 'Because in Pittsburgh , it's a
local call...
Welcome to God's Country.'.................
GOOOO STEELERSSSSSSS!!!!!
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11-01-2007, 07:40 PM #2
priceless!
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11-01-2007, 10:18 PM #3
I love it.
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11-01-2007, 10:21 PM #4
please....lol
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11-02-2007, 09:41 PM #5
Nice...............
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11-08-2007, 09:59 PM #6
here's another good one i got today!!
A Steelers fan liked to amuse himself by scaring every Browns fan he
saw strutting down a Pittsburgh street in an obnoxious orange and brown
shirt. He would swerve his van as if was going to hit him, then swerve back just missing them.
While driving along on the North Side, he saw a priest walking along
the street. He thought he would do a good deed, so, he pulled over and
asked the priest, "Where are you going, Father?"
"I'm going to give Mass at St. Francis Church, about two miles down the
road." replied the priest.
Climb in, Father. I'll give you a lift!
The priest climbed into the passenger seat, and they continued down the
road.
Suddenly, the driver saw a Brown fan walking down the street, and he
instinctively swerved as to hit him. But, as usual, he swerved back
onto the street just in time. Even though he was certain that he had miss the guy, he still heard a loud THUD.
Not knowing where the noise came from, he glanced in his mirrors but
still didn't see anything.
He then remembered the priest, and he turned to the priest and said,
"Sorry Farther, I almost hit that Browns fan!"
"That 's OK," replied the priest, " I got him with the door."
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