Funny thing I found...

[maccards44]

God asks Peyton Manning first: "What do you believe?" Peyton thinks long and hard, looks God in the eye, and says, "I believe in hard work, and in staying true to family and friends. I believe in giving. I was lucky, but I always tried to do right by my fans."
God can't help but see the essential goodness of Manning, and offers him a seat to his left.
Then God turns to Tony Romo and says, "What do you believe?" Tony says, "I believe passion, discipline, courage and honor are the fundamentals of life. I, too, have been lucky, but win or lose, I've always tried to be a true sportsman, both on and off the playing fields."
God is greatly moved by Tony's sincere eloquence, and he offers him a seat to his right.
Finally, God turns to Tom Brady: "And you, Tom, what do you believe?"
Tom replies, "I believe you're in my seat."
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IF ANYONE NEEDS TO POST SOME PATRIOT-HATING ON HERE, THAT'S FINE, I CAN TAKE IT.
FEEL FREE TO LEAVE OUT "spygate", "cheating", "16-0 means nothing," "the super bowls need an *" & ALL THE REST BECAUSE WE'VE HEARD IT ALL BEFORE...
LET'S GO - 19-0!

[11chaos]

Matt,
I do believe that is funny but for that you and I are going to H E double hockey sticks begin to
Bill

[dakota343]

I like it!

[Insane Irish]

Made me chuckle, can't lie.

[DanielSweeney]

I think that would even make God chuckle. Good stuff!

[selby56]

Patriots have had an amazing year, no doubt. Anyone who thinks 16-0 is nothing is just jealous. If their teams were the ones going 18-0, I'm sure they would be bragging, just like the Patriots fans are right now.

[xebulba]

heheh, nice one.

[bearfield]

Yep, Nice. but i thought the writers were on strike.