marijuana filled firewood

[Shayne1911]

I got this in an email today....


'MARIJUANA FILLED FIREWOOD'
'Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?'
'Yes. What can I do for you?'
'I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil Smith....He's hiding' marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it inside them logs, but he's hiding' it there.'
'Thank you very much for the call, sir.'

The next day, the Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept.
Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and leave.

Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house.

'Hey, Virgil! This here's Floyd...Did the Sheriff come?'
'Yeah!'

'Did they chop up your firewood?'
'Yep!''
Happy Birthday, buddy!'

(Rednecks know how to get-R-dun)

[VLADDADDY]

thats friggin hilarious

[Steven]

Hahahahaha

[ashley832]

Thats pretty funny!

Ashley

[rchurchward]

Hahaha I didn't get it at first. Had to think about it for a minute. That's pretty funny.

[will22clark]

also had to think about it for a second. too funny .

[GangGreen52]

Wow, that made me laugh pretty hard. Thanks

[etmill01]

very funny..Thanks Ed

[fudscardshop]

Haha im gonna use this one.

Fud

[HealingRain76]

... now that was funny!