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03-15-2008, 12:15 AM #31
ill list some others tomorrow, but this is my favorite speech in movie history!! memorized this in highschool and will probably never forget it!!
Carl Spackler (Caddyshack): So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I’m a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald… striking. So, I’m on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga… gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he’s gonna stiff me. And I say, “Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know.” And he says, “Oh, uh, there won’t be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.” So I got that goin’ for me, which is nice.
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03-15-2008, 12:29 AM #32
"benjamin is nobody's friend if he was an ice cream flavor he woulc be pralines and dick" garth algar waynes world lol
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03-15-2008, 02:05 AM #33
This sh!t is waaay out of line. You squirrels better have nuts in your mouths...or you're going down town. Officer Bimbo in Hollywood Knights
I'm in town to play the Dolphins you dumb ™™™ ! Brett Favre in There's Something about Mary
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03-15-2008, 04:50 AM #34
In Forrest Gump, after Lt. Dan says something about getting his sea legs...
"But you ain't got no legs Lieutenant Dan"
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03-15-2008, 05:58 AM #35
SlapShot"F%*^ing machine took my quater".
SlapShot"Get me a grape or an orange, but none of that stinkin ruutbeer".
FullMetal Jacket"Get Some, Get Some".
Biodome"Theres got to be a toilet tree around here somewhere".
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03-15-2008, 12:36 PM #36
Let me tell you something Nessa, a bullet sounds the same in every language. So stick a f***ing sock in it, you cow.
Stewie Griffin, Family Guy movie
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03-15-2008, 02:08 PM #37
My fav: from BLOW when johnny deep is in front of the judge and says something about I crossed an imaginary line w/ some plants...blaha blaha .....u guys know what i'm talking about....i cry laughing everytime i see that seen!.....I'm sorry to inform you but the line you crossed was real and the plants you brought were illlegal.....lol
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03-15-2008, 03:35 PM #38
Full Metal Jacket;
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Did your parents have any children that lived?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, yes, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: I'll bet they regret that. You're so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece.
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
Goldfinger
No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to die!
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03-15-2008, 03:36 PM #39
Waynes Worlds If your gonna spew, spew in this".
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03-15-2008, 03:36 PM #40
I ment two hit edit. I hit qoute but
Spinal Tap"You can't really dust for vomit".
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