Air Force Fun

[mikesilvia]

You have to love the LTs!

A Second Lieutenant is working late at the Pentagon one evening. As he clocks out of his office around 2000 hrs, he sees a General standing by the classified document shredder in the hallway with a piece of paper in his hand.

"Do you know how to work this thing?" the General asks. My secretary's gone home and I don't know how to run it."

"Yes, Sir!" says the enthusiastic Lieutenant, who then cheerfully turns on the machine, takes the paper from the General, and feeds it in.

"Thanks!" says the General, "I just need one copy..."

[RenegadeLonghorn]

Now I know where the pre-war intelligence on Iraq went!