This Just Made My Day

[gladdyontherise]

OK, i apologize is anyone gets offended by this but this is really funny to me. there was a knock on the door, so i answer it, and theres these 2 guys, i wouldnt of answered it but i knew they saw me so i did. they were from some baptist church, and they were all about jesus and everything. they said how if i did what they said i can save myself from going to hell, and im sitting on there being so serious, but inside i was about to laugh so much i was holding it in, i did some prayer and took like 10 minutes through this whole thing. now i know you dont get whats so funny yet but i'll explain at the end. then he read something from his bible, and said if i wasnt being honest through the prayer after repeating it, i was going to hell. well i guess i am now. so he wrote down my info to send a letter, to maybe go to this church, and everything but i left enough info, just so i dont give away that im lying here.

before i end, im not trying to offend anyone but its so funny because they assumed im christian. IM NOT, IM JEWISH LMAO

[battingseventh]

wow you are better than me---I would have lost it--and told them I need to get back to my Black Magic.

[gladdyontherise]

well i was bored and had nothing better to do, i thought about saying "sorry im jewish" just to see there response

[TheTGB]

Heh, what I would have done would have been much worse. :P

[ashley832]

I didnt get why it was funny until the end..lol. Usually when people would walk around like that here they'd never come to our house because of the beware of dog signs..and sometimes that didnt even stop them.

Ashley

[Insane Irish]

I tell em I'm already going to hell baby, 1 way ticket, and none or your voodo/ hocus pocus stuff is gonna save my butt. They don't think it's funny.

[andrewcstein]

I forget which comedian said it, but the best thing to do is invite them in and ask them to stay. Give them coffee and everything. Totally throws them off their game.

[daniel3417]

I would've followed them around with a boombox playing "The Final Countdown."

[biggle46]

u should invite them in and have them pray with u like jewish people would and when they refuse..u would say "isnt that exactly what ur trying to do to me?"

[JeRmZ]

When the Jahovas Witness (Sp?) come knockin around my neighborhood, I wait for them to come to my door, knock and then I stand behind my door and knock back at them. I look through my little peep hole and each time they knock and I knock back they get this wierd looking face like they have no clue what's going on!!! One day a man and woman must have knocked about 10-15 times before they finally gave up and just walked away!!!

Too Funny!!