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08-27-2008, 10:28 AM #1
**Chuck Norris Jokes Game**
Okay...lately I have kinda been upsessed with chuck norris jokes...so I thought i'd make a game out of it...It's just like this or that game except you don't answer a question its just a joke. I'll start it off and you post back with a funnier joke. Ready? (make it appropritae please)
July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? i think not.
GO!
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08-27-2008, 10:31 AM #2
chuck norris doesn't do push-ups, he does earth-downs
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08-27-2008, 10:33 AM #3
chuck norris counted to infinti...twice
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08-27-2008, 10:39 AM #4
Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer...sadly, he has never cried.
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08-27-2008, 10:39 AM #5
chuck norris doesn't go hunting. Hunting implies there is a chance of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
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08-27-2008, 10:42 AM #6
When Chuck Norris was born, he slapped the doctor.
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08-27-2008, 10:50 AM #7
Chuck Norris was once tested for steroids. The results came back positive. When confronted with this information, Chuck Norris chuckled and said, "Of course, what do you think they make steroids from?"
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08-27-2008, 10:53 AM #8
When Chuck Norris jumps in the Ocean, he doesn't get wet, the Ocean get's Chuck Norrised!
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08-27-2008, 10:54 AM #9
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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08-27-2008, 10:55 AM #10
People believe in God. God believe in Chuck Norris.
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