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10-20-2008, 09:25 PM #1
Lighten the Mood- Jokes Thread
To lighten the mood around here, how about a jokes thread.
I'll go first with a couple
Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?
He worked it out with a pencil.
What do rednecks call duct tape?
Chrome.
What's the most popular pick up line in Arkansas?
Nice tooth!
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10-20-2008, 11:32 PM #2
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
One is plastic and dangerous for children to play with and the other carries groceries.
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10-20-2008, 11:38 PM #3
Q: How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb ?
A: Two. One to change it, and another one to change it back again.
A: Four, one to change it and the other three to deny it.
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
You can't tuna fish
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10-20-2008, 11:47 PM #4
What candy is Hines Ward handing out this Halloween?
Jawbreakers
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10-21-2008, 12:36 AM #5
what do you get when you have an agnostic, dyslexic, ansomniac?
someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog
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10-21-2008, 10:42 AM #6
yo momma so fat she got out of bed and fell out both sides
yo momma so fat when she visited japan and got off the plane they were running and screaming 'godzilla! godzilla!'
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10-21-2008, 02:14 PM #7
Here is one that I remember that still makes me laugh when I read or hear it:
Two blondes walked into a building. You think one of them would've seen it!
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10-21-2008, 02:38 PM #8
What does Viagra and Disneyworld have in common?
You have to wait 2 hours for a 3 minute ride.
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10-21-2008, 03:14 PM #9
Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in West Virginia to 32?
It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools!
How can you tell if a redneck is married?
There is tobacco spit stains on both sides of his pickup truck.
A new law was recently passed in Arkansas.
When a couple gets a divorce they're still brother and sister.
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10-21-2008, 03:25 PM #10
so a couple of blondes walk into a bar shouting 23! 23! and then a couple of morecome and start celebrating and saying 23! 23! then a group of blondes are even wearing 23 shirts. So then the bartender gets curious and asks "What are you guys celebrating" The blonde says " On the back of a Lucky Charms Box there is a puzzle that says 2+ years but we only solved it in 23 months!"
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