Those questions that make you think....

[bballer122333]

why do we park cars on a driveway but drive cars on a park way

[jberry630]

"If you were a hot dog, would you eat yourself?"

-Will Ferrell

[mikpaq77]

What color hair do you put on your license if you're bald?

[Shayne1911]

What color hair do you put on your license if you're bald?

haha! That's a good one!

[haybierman]

Why do people order a triple cheeseburger, jumbo fries and a diet coke?

I can answer this one - Because regular coke leaves a residual sugar taste in your mouth that within minutes begins to grow abnormally huge bacteria cultures - leading to that nasty aftertaste. Diet Coke, however, has no sugar, and for those of us who were born without a sweet tooth and are mindful to avoid halitosis - diet does the trick.

Bottom line: Coke, and any regular soda, is just too overpoweringly sugar-ridden.

[Star_Cards]

"If you were a hot dog, would you eat yourself?"

-Will Ferrell

LOL.
If the moon was made out of spare ribs would you eat it?

[garnett_21]

Bottom line: Coke, and any regular soda, is just too overpoweringly sugar-ridden.

BUT! Diet Coke has aspartame in it which is watered-down formaldahyde (sp?) I believe. It's something like that anyway....can't remember what it is exactly....so don't bash me if I'm wrong