If you're going to rob a bank, make sure it's not actually the water company

[OnePimpTiger]

About 1 p.m. Tuesday, a man entered the office of the Jessamine South Elkhorn Water District at 802 South Main Street — formerly a branch of Farmers Bank — showed a revolver and demanded money, Nicholasville police spokesman Scott Harvey said.

Harvey said an employee told the man, "We really don't have any money."


Harvey said the robber responded: "I know you have money. It's a bank."

But he was told, "No, sir, it's not a bank anymore."

"He looked around, realized it wasn't, and he left with nothing," Harvey said.

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The bank vacated the building four months ago...you can't make this stuff up.

[Gtbballer20]

HAHAHAHAHA!!!! what a dumby!!!! LMAO

[ashley832]

After all the effort and risk of getting caught he didnt accomplish what he wanted. Maybe that'll teach him a lesson...

Ashley

[Shayne1911]

LOL! How do you not know it's not a bank anymore? I guess unless you're not from around there or you don't pay attention to anything. But still. That's pretty funny!

[andrewcstein]

fantastic.

[JeRmZ]

After I realized it wasn't a bank I would have Demanded free water service for the next 10 years!!!! May as well get something out of it ..... right??

[OnePimpTiger]

After I realized it wasn't a bank I would have Demanded free water service for the next 10 years!!!! May as well get something out of it ..... right??

Then you end up as one of the robbers who were caught because they left their address with the robbees...

[JeRmZ]

Then you end up as one of the robbers who were caught because they left their address with the robbees...

Yeah .... never thought about that.

Me: NOBODY MOVE THIS IS A ROBBERY, GIMME ALL YOUR MONEY!!
Them: Uhh we don't have much money?!?!
Me: Your a LIAR this is a Bank and how can you not have any money?
Them: uhh, the bank moved about 4 years ago this is the water company!
Me: Oh, well then ... I want 10 years of FREE WATER SERVICE at the following address. 4231 anywhere street, motown MI, 48135
Them: uhhhh ok sir, please just don't shoot
Me: Ok as long as I get my water I won't come back (leave the buidling)
Them: (Dial 911) uhhh yes we've just been robbed?!?

Cops: Do you have a description of the robber?
Them: Uhhh better than that, we have his home address!!!!

[angel0430]

That is crazy...what a dumb guy that is. In every operation there is planning. I think he skipped that part

[SteakNchop]

Pretty stupid. It seems like people who rob banls do a lot of stupid things and it figures.