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02-08-2009, 01:45 PM #1
Fortune Cookie Rant
Anyone else hate getting fortune cookies that don't give fortunes?
I just got this one:
Four basic premises of writing: clarity, brevity, simplicity, and humanity.
I mean, come on. If I wanted to learn, I'd open a book, not a cookie.
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02-08-2009, 02:15 PM #2
I had one recently that said, "You will eat cake."
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02-08-2009, 02:38 PM #3
I got one 7 times in a row that said "You will be very prosperous later in life". The really weird part is that everyone I was with was getting different fortunes.
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02-08-2009, 02:54 PM #4
Fortune Cookies are funny because people actually believe them.
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02-08-2009, 02:59 PM #5
I'm not a fan of fortune cookies and I don't like them either.
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02-08-2009, 03:21 PM #6
I've never had one that was educational! I like to open them, but I don't believe them.
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02-08-2009, 03:22 PM #7
that's one of the funniest things i've ever read...
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02-08-2009, 03:56 PM #8
i have gotten "he who eats the last wonton is the least hungry"
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02-08-2009, 04:20 PM #9
One time I was out with about 5 friends, when they brought out the fortune cookies we all grabbed one. One of my friends who is a big fella opened up his cookie and got this angry look on his face and stormed out. We were all befuddled as to what was going on. We took a look at his fortune and it said "You will have a big family." We all started cracking up, he did not take it as funny.
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02-08-2009, 08:02 PM #10
Did it come true? This could be definitive proof if they are legit or not...
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Originally Posted by spoodini 
