Awesome Movie Quote Thread

[haybierman]

Another group of killer lines from another recent flick....

"Ever notice how you come across somebody once in a while you shouldn't have f****d with? That's me."

"Get me another beer, Dragon Lady! This one's running on empty. "

"Yea? I blow a hole in your face and then I go in the house... and I sleep like a baby. You can count on that. We used to stack f***s like you five feet high in Korea... use you for san™™™™s. "

"What are you gonna do, Walt?" "Whatever it is, they won't have a chance."

AWESOME FLICK

[tyude2]

sorry to bump this up,


good burger

Kurt : "I want to know what's in your sauce!"
Ed : "Dude you need a tic-tac."

Heather : "My name is Heather."
Ed : "My mom's name is Heather."
Heather : "Really?"
Ed : "No."

Dexter : "You'll never be half the man yo mama was!"

Ed : "You're the nicest, prettiest, psychopath I have ever met."

[McCallum12]

"Milk was a BADDDD Choice!!" Anchor Man

[plymouth rock]

"Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it."- Ferris Bueller's Day Off

"I am McLovin."- Superbad

[pootshwan]

"The saddest thing in life is wasted talent" A Bronx Tale

[mikpaq77]

From Full Metal Jacket:

God was here before the Marine Corps. So you can give your heart to Jesus, but your *** belongs to the Corps!

I'm going to rip your b*lls off, so you can not contaminate the rest of the world!

What is your major malfunction, numb**ts? Didn't Mommy and Daddy show you enough attention when you were a child?

Were you born worthless, or did you have to work at it?

A rifle is only a tool. It's a hard heart that kills. If your killer instincts are not clean and strong you will hesitate at the moment of truth. You will not kill. You will become dead Marines. And then you will be in a world of ****. Because Marines are not allowed to die without permission. Do you maggots understand?

I wanted to meet stimulating and interesting people of an ancient culture, and kill them. I wanted to be the first kid on my block to get a confirmed kill.

You best un-**** yourself or I will unscrew your head and **** down your neck!

Your so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece.

Get up here fat boy!!!! you climb obsticles like old people **** Pyle do you know that?

Your *** looks like 150 lbs of chewed bubble gum!

After you two finish your bunks, i want you to clean the head, i want that head so clean that the ****** Mary herself would be proud to take a dump!

Pvt. Snowball, your fired, Joker, you're hired. Pvt. Joker maybe silly and ignorant, but he's got guts, and guts is enough!

[gatorboymike]

You forgot the two best lines from FMJ:

Hartman: "How tall are you, private?"
Cowboy: "Sir, five-foot-nine, sir!"
Hartman: "Five-foot-nine? I didn't know they stacked sh** that high!"

Hartman: "Did your parents have any children that lived?"

[AThrash37DSnyder]

Not from a movie, but from my favorite TV show, George Lopez:

Carmen, you are going to be so grounded, coffee will look at you and say ****!"